Toku Shorts

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Shocker Kaijin: State your name, rank, and intention.

Hayato: Hayato, Kamen Rider 2, fun.

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Takeshi: ….

Hayato: ….

Shiro: ….

Takeshi: So…?

Shiro: So?

Hayato: We gonna address the elephant in the room?

Shiro: I don’t see an elephant.

Hayato: (grunts) no, you moron!!!

Takeshi: He means the fact that we were gone for 10 months, and that we’re back with a total rebrand.

Shiro:… oh. Right. Yeah. It’s been what,Ten months? And now we’re here with not just Rangers being idiots, but Riders too!!! So, look out for that. Peobably gonna be like one every month since we have other things to do. But still look out for it….

Takeshi: anyone smell burning?

Hayato: OH SHI-

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Kenji: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favour.

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Daita: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.

Daita: I will not yield.

Oh, you. It’s been a long time.

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Some Gorengers being idiots for the soul.

Kenji: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.

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Tsuyoshi : You're a loose cannon, Akira .

Akira : No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Daita: I think you play by your own rules.

Peggy: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.

Tsuyoshi : Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Akira : No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Kenji is a loose cannon.

Kenji: *smashes a chair*

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Tsuyoshi : What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Peggy : 'Prettiest Smile'

Daita: 'Nicest Personality'

Akira: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Kenji: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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