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i genuinely couldn't care less about tom holland but im screaming at her hand around his waist like im obsessed with her

[titanfalling2]

Devil May Care

5. koinophobia

Chapter: 5/21 Words: 8.8k Rating: M

Warnings: Discussion of death, meltdowns, light unreality

Relationships: Melanie King/Georgie Barker

Characters: Melanie King, Tim Stoker, Georgie Barker

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Season 4 AU, Fix-It of Sorts, Unreliable Narrator, Humor, Blind Character, Trans Butch Georgie Barker, Femme Melanie King, Autistic Bipolar Melanie, BPD Tim, End!Tim, Ghost!Tim, Hard of Hearing Tim, Melanie had a rowdy past for better or worse and I will die by that

Summary:

κοινή (koini); "common, shared" Fear of rooms.

Read it here!

[titanfalling2]

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i keep seeing butch bait content on my dash and really it was just a matter of time before i slapped that on melanie

bonus:

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it worked!!!!

[gerrydelano]

Fifth Installment of the Pharos By Right series

Rating: M Chapters: 4 / 7 Words: 12.9k Characters: Danny Stoker, Melanie King, Jon Sims, Gerry Keay, Martin Blackwood, Sasha James, Tim Stoker, The Distortion, Georgie Barker, Mike Crew, Adelard Dekker (mentioned)

Relationships: Martin/Danny, Gerry/Tim, Sasha/Melanie, Melanie & Danny, Jon & Georgie, Tim & Mike

Additional Tags: Archivist!Gerry, Canon Divergence, Angst, Mostly Morbid Humor, BPD/HoH Tim, DID/Disabled Gerry, BPD/OCD/Low Empathy Autistic Martin, Autistic Melanie, Autistic/Cane User Jon, Jewish-Indian Jon, Jewish Georgie, Jewish Adelard, Nonbinary Jon, Butch Georgie, Stranger!Danny, End!Tim, The Vast, The Spiral, The End, Non-Canonical Character Undeath, Alcohol, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Discussions of Suicide, Tim was never Mike’s biggest fan and that sure gets taken to uh. New heights.

Chapter Summary:

Their principles have slipped. All of them, at one point or another, have lost themselves to justifying things that would have made them condemn anyone else, with or without empathy for their reasons. When did that happen?

Or: Sometimes in order to gain someone, you have to give something else up.

[titanfalling2]

yeah can i get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gerry my wife gerry in A3 club kid, hold the six pack. thanks

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ORDER UP!

[titanfalling2]

What about C2 for Tim as a teenager on the outfit prompts?

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he's complaining to sasha about the history exam he will absolutely ace because no punk phase will keep him from being a massive fucking nerd

[titanfalling2]

hey ren feel free to ignore me and archive this for later but i was looking at those outfits and couldn't resist. what about. 4c sasha. i just think she would look good in a suit. perhaps half-open. perhaps it's tim's and it's a little big but she tries it on for fun and she looks very good in it. just thoughts you know

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you thought SO correctly thank you for sharing

[titanfalling2]

If you're still doing outfit asks, Tim in D1? I just- gay cowboy,,,,

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local british-malay man becomes american cowboy, what happens next will warm your heart

[titanfalling2]

Simply can not stop thinking about Danny in the clowncore outfit

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look if anyone can pull it off,

[titanfalling2]

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tim stoker puts nail decals on his hearing aids tell your friends

[guinea-pig-enthusiast]

Imagine being Tessa Winters in Binary (Episode 65).

You enjoy code and chat bots, and you’ve lived a mostly normal life. One day, you download a file that involves a common joke in the bot writing community.  What should have been a normal, basic chat ends up being a terrifying supernatural experience that no one else can see.  You’re afraid, and you want to tell someone, anyone who will understand.

You end up at the Magnus Institute, a place that claims to specialize in stories such as yours. By telling your story, you may get some closure and understanding.

You give your statement. 

After finishing your statement about what was presumably one of the worst experiences of your life, the man who has been seriously listening to you the entire time asks you some questions. He listens, and you begin to feel better. Before you leave, he has one final thing to ask you.

The man who understands your experience, who listened to you talk about complex coding and the dangers of the internet, who understands…

…locked himself out of his laptop and would really appreciate it if you knew how to reset the password.

[titanfalling2]

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i think that we do not talk enough about what tim might have been like in his publishing days and i also think that the funniest answer is "a whole bitch"

[mxrbutch]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Words: 4.6k Characters: Gerry Keay, Martin Blackwood Summary:

Martin tries to decide what he should bring to Scotland. Gerry wrote something akin to a diary once.

it took approximately eight hundred years but hi! i wrote this second chapter for a fic i started months ago. you can read it as a standalone, it's sort of a character study for martin and gerry. i think it came out nicely in spite of the delay. and thank you so much @jankillbride and @anaheetaexe for sensitivity reading on martin's Iranian heritage!

[tolbyccian]

Would you ever consider making TMA icons? Your designs for all the characters are my favourite ever. Or more Tim & Sasha art?

aaw thank you, i appreciate that!! i hadnt thought of making formal icons, im pretty bad about just making messy crops of my normal fan art for icons lmao. i dont mind anyone wanting to use my fanart for icons though, especially if you don't mind dropping a credit.

im sure i'll draw tim and sasha again sometime! they're my favorite characters, so when my fan art energy swings back towards tma theyre perpetually at the top of my list

[tolbyccian]

hi, have you ever drawn daisy before? i'd love to see her in your style, i adore your art ! also, do you have a favorite tma episode?

thank you! i've drawn daisy once or twice but i dont think i left the posts up for long because i've never been completely certain on how i want to draw her. my favorite episodes are confession/desecrated host (19/20) and a cosy cabin (162)!

[gaylord-zuko]

[id: a tweet that reads “one time at a party i kissed someone’s girlfriend and to make sure he wasn’t mad about it i just kissed him too...i blacked out and woke up to a text in a groupchat with both of them that said “did u make it home safe baby? ❤️”. The user has been blacked out. /end id]

[gerrydelano]

Fifth Installment of the Pharos By Right series

Rating: M Chapters: 1 / 7 Words: 12.9k Characters: Gerard Keay, Martin Blackwood, Sasha James, Jon Sims, Tim Stoker, Danny Stoker, Elias Bouchard, Melanie King, Georgie Barker, Daisy Tonner, Basira Hussain, Adelard Dekker (mentioned)

Relationships: Gerry/Tim, Sasha/Melanie/Georgie, Tim & Sasha, Jon & Georgie, Georgie & Gerry, Melanie & Martin, Melanie & Danny

Additional Tags: Archivist!Gerry, Canon Divergence, Angst, Mostly Morbid Humor, Hurt/Comfort, BPD/HoH Tim, DID/Wheelchair User Gerry, OCD/Low Empathy Autistic Martin, OCD/Autistic/Cane User Jon, Autistic Melanie, Trans Butch Georgie, Transfem NB Gerry, Canon Asexual Character, Jewish Jon, Jewish Georgie, Past Jon/Georgie, Stranger!Danny, End!Tim, Corruption!Sasha, Non-Canonical Character Undeath, Breakups, CWs in the end notes, It sure has been a while since someone’s hubris resulted in bloodshed!

Summary:

“It can only chase one of us at a time.”

There is strength in enduring, but it becomes something else when we contribute to our own slow disappearance.

On your guard. Someone has to value your life.

Or: It’s hard to settle back into rhythm at your evil job when your evil boss isn’t even the only thing that’s out to get you.