Evil Con Carne

Amber.Brooklyn's Own. Blogger. Eyebrow Slayer

[sonderpoison]

JADE  Bratz: 1x01 “Crush in a Rush”

[toliveanddieinbk]

Haven’t posted here in so many years but yeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[superkursunaskr]

[iampapito21]

🙌🏽👑🎤👑🏀👑🎤👑🎾🙏🏽

[pearlmarley]

Easily

[pandreaa]

[prideprejudce]

oh my god???

[femalenchantress-deactivated201]

“I’m so proud to be black.”

— I love us (via 17mul)

[juicybajanbadgal]

✊🏾✊🏾

[r-e-doubleindefinitely]

All day everyday ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

[timmieblanco]

✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

[dee504]

✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

[thatsjustdre]

24/7 365😌✊🏾

[ayoflav]

[wavytrell]

[iamnotjody]

[arnoldpalmerinabklynfridge]

[legacytwinb34]

🙅🏾‍♂️🙅🏾‍♂️

[themortallivinggod]

[chickwittablog]

[beenathembo]

[joannasteez]

Yes yes 🙌🏼

[briana-mishell24]

Sing it with me yall 🎶 IM BLACK YALL🎶

[talib-aswad93]

[youngbc6]

[hologramsxx-deactivated20231126]

[blackpornmatters]

[forbeautyandlife]

[eclecticblkgirl]

[blackandbrownlove]

[givenchy-kisses]

[4gifs]

[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

[magehenry-moved-blog]

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

[emo-islandniles]

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

[renirabbit]

this post just got so much better

[enjoying-nudiustertian-deactiva]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

[wylltingtrees]

[feminists-against-feminism]

God makes cheetas, god kills cheetas, god makes man, man makes dogs in order to live, man gives dog to cheeta in order for them to live, god is dog backwards

[mxnrique]

“you be curving dudes that like anime and video games, but michael b jordan is into anime and video games.”

Y’ALL FOOLS THINK THAT LIKING ANIME AND PLAYING VIDEO GAMES MAKES YOU THE SAME AS MICHAEL B. JORDAN?????

[toliveanddieinbk]

Damn I haven’t been here in forever.

Like what’s changed? Do we even have tumblr famous people anymore? I feel like it’s been so long. Once upon a time I used to reblog everything, and now? Just every once in a while. It’s a shame that Tumblr fell off the way it did man. It used to be a place treated like Fight Club. Now it’s barely even mentioned in conversation about social media. Almost like how myspace fell from grace, but harder. Still, it’s crazy

[sprachtraeume]

Why does being in your early 20s feel so much like only having 5 years of your life left in which you need to achieve as much as possible? why do I feel like I have an approaching deadline for success?

[deejay]

[ruinedchildhood]

[maarnayeri-blog]

Just so everyone is clear about the shit show that happened at the Grammys last night, the academy had an actual meeting accusing Beyonce of trying to “game” the system by dipping into several genres– such as country, blues and rock– on Lemonade and that is very much the reason they latently disrespected her.

The New York Times reported on this- “According to a senior music executive who attended the meeting, and spoke on the condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to discuss the internal deliberations, there was a “very spirited debate that took maybe five minutes” and included several voters’ suspicions that by recording a rock song and a country song (“Daddy Lessons”) on her album “Lemonade,” Beyoncé was trying to “run the table” on nominations in a diverse group of categories.” (LINK)

The Grammys literally punished Beyonce– a black woman and the greatest entertainer of the past couple decades– for stretching the boundaries on music. Instead of acting with any dignity and commending such an outstanding and genre defying piece of work, they considered it an egregious threat and showed it with last night.

[didi-is-spiffy-deactivated20190]

They really mad that Beyoncé made songs in genres her people created?? They mad that Beyoncé embraced black music as a black woman because if it was anyone else they would’ve said it was impressive but because it’s her they wanna call it sneaky

[zamzamafterzina]

Thank you!!!!! Like did they not get what that ablum encompasses? what is encompassed for a reason. African Americans, Black Americans laid the foundations, invented all the genres she utilized. like omfg.

[lilblckraincloud]

What happened is they thought a black woman should’ve stayed in the box they put her in. How dare she have the nerve to branch out AND prosper in other genres?

It’s all about maintaining a racist status quo.

[hi-imkingdavid]

So.... I met this girl yesterday right...

[hi-imkingdavid]

So I met her at the train station and when I tell u , she was fine?

[hi-imkingdavid]

So by this point I was nervous as hell, almost forgot I had a whole rose ready for her. She accepted it and we started good conversation right

[hi-imkingdavid]

So we’re talking and actually getting to know each other, And u ever have a moment during a conversation where like u feel the person u talking to can literally understand your very existence? Yea

[hi-imkingdavid]

So we going thru the city and its cold af. She loves my arms around her cause u know, I’m a human teddy bear and shit.

[hi-imkingdavid]

And like before I got her, I had went to the flower shop and got fresh roses and picked rose petals. So we get to the city cause u know. Ol girl is a queen, so I had rose petals at her feet like she was prince akheem from “coming to America” and I’m singing she’s a queen to be nd shit lol

[hi-imkingdavid]

So we go to the museum of sex right. Because we both liked museums, and u know, some history of sexuality and whatnot across the world. And honestly it was amazing. Hella intimacy just from understanding each other. At a museum. I held her , she pulled me close , it was nice.

[hi-imkingdavid]

So we getting our coats from the coat exit and then the moment of truth happens. U know that moment when you talk to someone and yall look deep into they eyes and u literally see a whole new universe and get lost? Yea. I was transfixed my guy. She put her hands around my neck and we met in the middle, my lips met hers and gahhhh damn.

[hi-imkingdavid]

[hi-imkingdavid]

So this whole thing went on for a few minutes and for a while the world stopped. So we left and hit this black owned gourmet Mac n cheese spot in the city called S'macs Mannnnnn lemme tell y'all bout that buffalo chicken mac n cheese…. nah go yourself. It’s famous for a reason

[hi-imkingdavid]

But at this point, the nights over but we don’t want it to end, the weathers cold but we’re together and so we’re warm. She’s never been to this believe it or not spot in Times Square, so like it’s something simple but she loved the idea . She glew alll the way up and all I could do was stare at her transfixed on how happy she looked and I probably looked like an idiot to everyone walking by lol

[hi-imkingdavid]

So now that I’m here looking like Lieutenant Dan nd whatnot, we enjoy our time in the museum and we head back to the station to go home, and of course we in the city so before we had to go, in front of all the lights I had to pull her close wrap her up and plant my lips on hers another time and let my soul reach hers on some other world shit

[hi-imkingdavid]

And of course I had to grab the booty. We talking maximum grippage. It was only right

[hi-imkingdavid]

Honestly at this point the only thing that could ruin this night was the fact that the night had to end ..

[hi-imkingdavid]

But we get in the train and head back to her place. And like I knocked out on her chest for like idk. I woke up with 2 stops to go before the trains final destination. I work overnights so when I got off in the morning I showered and went right into the days festivities. So I was up 30 hrs straight . But I wasn’t missing the day for anything so I roughed it out, but she played with the kids beard and put me right to sleep lol

[hi-imkingdavid]

But the magic part was, the weather was perfect all night.. clear sky and all that. Holding her tight, kissin and holdin. Then we step off the train and next thing u know… Wait for it… wait foooorr it… It Started Snowing ❄️❄️❄️❄️ Like We all know snow is that magic sign for everything in the world to make sense.

[hi-imkingdavid]

And now.. our night ended, I made sure she got home safely. I hated to see her go, but next time will be even greater. The night was so great , regular words couldn’t describe it. So that night was Phenomolazing. That’s our word now. But honestly. Idk what’s happening . But the future is looking bright. So I will be keeping this updated Stay tuned for the next episode of

from DMs to love story

[candiikismet]

Oh my GOD!!!!! THIS WAS TRUE ROMANCE! I cannot wait to hear more!!! 🌹🌹🌹❤️❤️❤️

[hi-imkingdavid]

well here you guys go. some time has passed and i figured its come to an important point to say that the most recent update has been the most important yet. last night we took a step further. i can actually say i did not see this coming. but here it is. this my girlfriend now . im geeked

[karayray1-deactivated20230129]

Bruhhhh i just cried im so happy for you dawg… like ugh 💕

[takes-ithard]

Perfect ❤

[will-x-vi]

This is dope bruh. Congrats! 🙌🏾

[atasteoflee]

ladies … SHOOT YOUR MOTHAFUCKING SHOT

[protectblkwomen]

YO BRO I LOVE THIS!!!!

[thesongstressx3-deactivated2018]

Awwwww❣️❣️❣️

[ancestorswatching]

😍 Congratulations!!!

[ruinedchildhood]

Michelle LeVaughn Robinson, girl of the South Side, for the past 25 years, you’ve been not only my wife and mother of my children, you have been my best friend.

[toliveanddieinbk]