This close 🤏 to going back to writing fanfiction to give myself what I want to read (Cliff Marleau/Liam Hauser, with Liam as Ilya's younger brother). The problem is that I only have vibes and no real plot, as usual. Also I suck at it.
Marleau and the team hanging out at Ilya's place watching a game, and Marleau being distracted by Liam doing some yoga outside. Maybe he's not usually staying there and it's the first time the team actually meets him, but he just keeps to himself after a brief introduction. And Marleau is *distracted* bc Liam looks like Ilya but *prettier*.
- Ilya knowing full well his brother (1 year younger?) is as big a slut as he is, and clocking his "flirty" tells right away. Shirt open? Instead of a comfy crop? Please. The only question in is mind is who the fuck could he be doing all that for? Ilya is very confused
- Liam starts watching their games and Ilya gives him shit for it but is no closer to finding out who the fuck is banging is baby bro on the reg
- They both end up on their porch at the same time from their respective walks of shame. Just another Tuesday.
- Both Shane and Marleau having their s.o. saved as "Lily"
- Obviously they are as constipated as Hollanov when it comes to feelings. Liam is tired of investing himself in doomed relationships with closeted sport players but also the sex is good so sue him.
I know we all enjoy shane humping ilya's leg, but what about a needy ilya humping one of shane's thick thighs while one of shane's big hands is buried in ilya's hair (pulling just a little which earns shane a low moan from his boyfriend), and the other loosely around ilya's throat. meanwhile ilya is stroking shane's cock, telling shane all the dirty things he's gonna do to him later
I was tagged by the always wonderful @readingkat to post my favorite hudcon cuddling moments. Some of these may not be necessarily cuddling but I feel like they still count lol.
This one it’s HudCon it counts don’t argue:
Please only perceive the people you should in this one:
Obviously this one:
Same night still feeling cuddly(ish):
Then there’s this:
Love this one:
And this isn’t cuddling but the way Connor is holding Hudson’s finger makes my heart warm:
in my mind palace shane ate out/fingered ilya for the first time in tampa. he saw how shaken up he was and knew he needed to get out of his head and what helps shane? a mind blowing orgasm, especially when it involves assplay. and by the end of it ilya was a whimpering, crying mess but yeah it was exactly what he needed. added bonus was it made him feel closer and bonded to shane in a way he's never felt before
I love literally every interpretation of the Lost Tampa Tapes but my god this is Delicious….. you all Know I’m the Ilya Getting Fingered Pervert…
I’m also imagining that it’s the first time he’s ever done it with anyone outside of himself when he jerks off. Shane is the first person ever to touch his ass, and there’s a vulnerability to it that Ilya didn’t quite expect.
I’m wondering what positioning you had in mind because I think face down for the first time… I don’t think Ilya would be able to look down at what Shane is doing to him and not bust a nut immediately
always love your additions! yes, face down on his stomach, probably propped up with a couple of pillows. he absolutely can't watch what shane is doing and not bust immediately, but also he feels so vulnerable about the fact that it's even happening that not watching is easier for him. i also have always believed assplay = NOISY ilya, and this is another thing he feels shy about and would prefer to muffle himself.
and when shane isn't nose deep in hole, he is staring the entire time with that same look of total awe that he had the first time he ever saw ilya come in room 1410
I think Tampa is the first time Ilya is ever truly LOUDDD like moaning and groaning and writhing in the sheets and trying to muffle his noises but Shane just licks a broad stripe over his hole and then kisses the dimples of his back and asks
okay. tell me if this is going too far. but let's say that the days they were shooting in that hamilton house that stood in for ilya's boston house were a lot ok. scenes to shoot include cowboy shane, first name frotting, and shane with cum on his chest ("shane hollander! is! an asshole!") and like that's a lot ok. it's intense. so just to get each other relaxed again so they're able to return to set after lunch and work as professionals, they need to go. take care of stuff. and each of them is going to take care of his own stuff. but surely it's more efficient if they're in the same trailer. not touching each other. but just. it's a convenience thing ok. i'll get myself off and look at you and it'll get out of my system so we can get back to work and be professional.
first of all…. nothing is ever too much we’re just playing :) second. let’s play :)
it’s always so wild to me that the makeup trailer was just another cottage. and so like. if we’re going here. are they on a couch. on a bed, even… playing their little game of chicken to see whose hand will slip under their waistband first, breathy little laughs exchanged when it’s inevitably hudson. connor spitting in his hand and holding his palm out. hudson already a little red in the cheeks and rolling his eyes, but he obliges. spits. he doesn’t ask connor to do the same for him. (what are you thinking about, huddy?) (how we only have 15 more minutes before they come looking for us. hurry up.) (after you, babydoll). and it’s strictly for the catharsis, obviously. you have to snap the tension somehow. hudson comes seconds after connor, they zip up and wash their hands and both pretend that it was all business. never mind how connor said hudson’s name, or tried, in the final seconds, and failed to swallow it down. never mind that hudson was thinking of connor the whole time, of connor’s face pressed against his on the couch, so lost in it they both missed their lines. alllll business.
condo stairway scene gets me every single time bc of the way ilya lingers. the way he takes way too long to tie his shoes & adjust his jeans, the way he stands for a moment even though his cab is definitely there & the way he teases shane as he slowly lowers himself to give the sweetest, most unhurried kiss goodbye.
I feel like them taking the intimacy garments off is like that gif of the drag queens taking off their wigs and finding out they're both bald. In this case they both find out they're hard
anon i cant stop laughingkabwoqibw why would you say this
Hello I'm having more Situationship Era Hollanoveau thoughts; obviously Ilya and Shane have been hooking up since the summer before their rookie season, and Cliff and Ilya start hooking up a couple years after that. And a year or so after that, Cliff finds out about Ilya and Shane, but because Reasons, Ilya and Shane don't realize.
But now that he Knows, Cliff is sooooo curious about Shane, and how/why he started hooking up with Ilya. Cliff knows Ilya, as a friend and as a bed partner, so he knows there's no way Ilya would keep Hollander on his rotation if he was as boring as his reputation.
Then, in a stroke of fate, Ilya gets a mild injury that prevents him from being in the All-Star game, which means, for the first time, Cliff will be in the same place as Hollander but without Ilya. Better yet, they will be on the same team, which gives Cliff the perfect excuse to talk to Shane.
Bit of awkwardness at first, partially because Shane is honestly just baffled that a Raider other than Ilya wants to talk to him (and even then, they never talk in public outside of the ice), and partially because neither one of them has any clue what they might have in common besides hockey.
Turns out it's real estate 😅 Cliff is a handy guy, and does house flipping as a side hustle/summer hobby; he'll buy a place that needs work, live in it while he's doing the remodeling, then sell it when he's done and move onto the next. He finds it weirdly relaxing. Shane is fascinated with this idea, though he admits that he could never do it himself; the stress of living in that environment would drive him round the bend, but it does lead them to spending two hours talking passionately about cabinets 🤓 During which, Cliff is very happy to realize that Shane is surprisingly funny and charming, once he relaxes a little, and while he has always been objectively attractive, a chatty, happy Shane Hollander is very attractive to Cliff personally.
Cliff doesn't really think about the fact that he's gradually slipped into flirting until something suggestive he says makes Shane blush and momentarily excuse himself. And Cliff is very disappointed in thinking he absolutely screwed it; they were having such a nice time and he genuinely likes Shane, and now he's scared him off.
Meanwhile, Shane has locked himself in a bathroom stall and is texting Ilya with his heart in his throat like "DID YOU PUT MARLEAU UP TO THIS??" And poor Ilya, who is just enjoying a joint with Svetlana back in Boston is like "??? Wtf are you on about."
"HE'S BEEN TALKING TO ME ALL NIGHT AND NOW I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S HITTING ON ME WHAT DID YOU DO."
"I did nothing! If Marley is hitting on you is because he wants to. You're hot, he likes both, easy math." And Ilya, in a Herculean effort to be Totally Cool and Casual about both Shane AND Cliff, No Complex Feelings Here, adds, "He's a good lay, you should take him up on it."
No no noooooo, this is too much for Shane, who leaves Ilya on read and guiltily goes back to his hotel room without circling back to Cliff. THANKFULLY, it's the skills competition the next day, which gives him a chance to apologize to Cliff for disappearing, giving the reliable lie that he suddenly didn't feel well and that's why he booked it. Cliff's just glad Shane's still willing to talk to him, so he readily accepts it, and Shane desperately tries to put Ilya's text out of his head because the more time he spends with Cliff over the next two days, the more he's Considering It. Which is INSANE on multiple levels.
And yet... when Cliff walks him back to his room after one last All-Star Team dinner because they're too engrossed in their conversation about X-Squad movies to say goodbye at the elevator... Shane just might invite him in.
