mads eternal do not ever mourn me

27|She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️| Political Scientist, Founder of MRDR Records🪓🪦, whore

[tombgirl666]

alright fair warning this is a porn blog now. minors dni 🔞 etc

[azizazaza]

[tombgirl666]

imagine getting killed by the m&m car fuckn loser

[tomatoluvr69]

Damnnnn I kinda need to die of carbon monoxide poisoning and then get cryogenically preserved and then have the company that preserved me go bankrupt and quietly dispose of my thawed body in a local culvert where I get eatennnnnn by some armadillos yes armadillos as their native habitat is expanding ever northwards

[kitnapz]

she lets me hit because she hasnt memorized my attack patterns

[dateamonster]

revealing your scaring the hoes type interests early on in a relationship is a good way to secure only hoes of bravery and fortitude that will craft horrible dreams and beautiful nightmares with you

[d0penati0n]

[woodmeat]

how do you sit in that front seat and not blow your legs off when you turn the radio on

[zuowei]

no one knows but look at that ass man

[woodmeat]

fuck u mean look at that ass its like 12 sub woofers in the door

[dogpuppy]

[gaytanic-panic]

credit: @homuncuIus101

[goon]

[swagophile]

me: okay i brought the beer what are we watching tonight

my eccentric scientist friend: MADDIE! I'VE DONE IT! I'VE PERFECTED THE PROCEDURE! I DID IT!

her puppygirl test subject: wrrrr.. whrrrrr..

me: what the fuck what did you do to her

scientist girl: i've developed a system you see.. i have successfully made her into yhe perfrct subject! she does everything i say! watch! speak girl!

puppygirl: wrrrf!

me: oh okay so you did hypnokink on her

scientist girl: wh- what? no its science, maddie

me: yeah you hypnotized her and made her a puppydoll who does what you say

scientist girl: w-.. wwhat.. no i.. i perfected my scientific conditioning with my intense vocal regimine.. its not.. its not kink...

me: she has a boner

puppygirl: [panting and smiling]

scientist girl: h.. her boner is immaterial! this is science maddie! shes become the ideal subject

me: do you not know jenny. hypno is like. her favorite kink. look shes rock hard

scientist girl: nno!!! it's- [she leans in to whisper out of earshot of the dog] r-really?

me: [nodding]

scientist girl: awh fuck.. i really thought i had perfected the procedure...

me: [patting her on the back] i know girl, i know

scientist girl: i thought i'd make a break through.. i guess i picked a suboptimal candidate..

puppygirl: whiiiiiiiiine

me: you'll get em next time, im sure

scientist girl: wait..! maddie! youll let me try it on you, right?!

me: hahahaha. no

scientist girl: listen to the sound of the room.. doesnt it sound nice? can you hear how soothibg my voice i-

me: oh CMON you HAD to know

scientist girl: [perplexed] know what?

[grims-garbage-deactivated201807]

[heathcliffbot]

10/27/2025

[pig3onmaster]

tags by @jdragsky

[eclogues]

actually not sleeping barely eating doing drugs all day long and jacking off feels soo goood without a psychiatrist in ur ear telling you that ur bipolar

[pantiesfiend]

What the fuck is wrong with people, seek Jesus. Damn heathens.

[eclogues]

sorry panties fiend

[tombgirl666]

YALL CANT TELL ME SHIT LMAOOO I MANIFESTED ALL THAT SHIT EVERYTHING I SAID WOULD HAPPEN HAPPENED TOMBGIRL FOR FUCKING EVER

[tombgirl666]

IT GOT EVEN BETTER LMAO IM HER IM HER IM HER TOMB ETERNAL

[tombgirl666]

YALL CANT TELL ME SHIT LMAOOO I MANIFESTED ALL THAT SHIT EVERYTHING I SAID WOULD HAPPEN HAPPENED TOMBGIRL FOR FUCKING EVER

[usedlamb]

This is so important to me