[tomlettewithagregg]

[minnesotabysamia]

happy you cant make a tomlette without breaking some greggs day to those who celebrate

[belovedhowl]

[scentedwonderlandpoetry]

A woman who has the confidence of a girlboss but the competence of a cringe failwoman

[rhaenyratheecruel]

The best to ever do it

[computerbeep-deactivated2025052]

im not arguing with a dogboy go fetch

[aletheyass]

“but since i stan dad i’m alive and well” being said, nay rapped, by the most unalive and unwell person in the room is still one of the funniest moments in prestige television history i think

[tomlettewithagregg]

Tom Wambsgans + Textposts

[tomlettewithagregg]

Succession + text posts (11/?)

[queerasian]

show of all time

[shivvroys]

*kendall roy voice* what we really needs is uh, a fucking—femininomenon

[tolerateit]

dkfjdndksnsbdn

[ediblegoldstars]

would you boop me, greg? if I asked you? if i told you to?

[minnesotabysamia]

happy you cant make a tomlette without breaking some greggs day to those who celebrate

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[tastethesetears]

EXT. WAYSTAR - ROOF - DAY

Succession - Season 2 Episode 4: Safe Room

[gumy-shark]

free my girl she did all that shit but if she was a man you'd be all over him AND his crimes

[kabaks]

"jess have you seen this? are you--are you on this? there's some sort of poll online about how i'm--unfuckable or something i don't--they're saying that i'm--look you need to fix this asap, you need to, i don't know--buy it? can i just buy the fucking thing? who is the top dog at that site? find out, call them set up a meet, i cannot have this going wide right now--call yahoo--whoever the fuck--FIX IT"

[kabaks]