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Hi. My name is Shanice.

[determinate-negation]

ICE building set on fire last night in portland 4/10/21

[marxistprincess]

[bloomflowersbloom]

[screenshotfunny]

[arssolum]

i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

[tamagotchi]

[nokiabae]

[ithotyouknew-deactivated2015051]

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

[humansofnewyork]

“One of my plays is getting produced!” “What’s it about?” “So there’s this guy, and he really loves this one girl— she’s the girl of his dreams. But she’s going off to college. So he applies to every nearby college, just so he can be close to her. But the only college that accepts him is a clown college. But here’s the thing— he’s terrified of clowns.”

[grimelords]

this is the funniest fucking thing and I’ve been thinking about it all week

[noahnomore]

[gothicprep]

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

[cephalophor]

[knightsideman]

Why are Lesbians like this ? .Do they take pleasure in attacking everything sacred ? .Or just love sexualizing those that take vows of Chastity ? .

[cephalophor]

.... Nunneries, specially during the renaissance were a safe heaven for a lot of lesbians or women who didn't want to marry... So this is a historically based joke you dumb bitch

[xueyangapologist]

honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.

[chipper671740-deactivated202006]

thank you op this means a lot

[marisatomay]

conservatives love to threaten us with a good time let’s goooooooooooooooooooo !!!!

[skaiawards]

[owowowowwoowoowow]

[mypetufo]

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

[nalgaemoji-deactivated20170326]

U ever shade in ur brows too dark & every time u look in the mirror ur just like…… Bitch u really did the most today

[cheyanne-moved]

That bunny from zootopia was mad curvy…

[tamagotchi]