It's Morphin' Time

25. Pittsburgh. User is currently under construction.

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

goodnight

[kittenchomp]

sorry bro i cant hang out today i used up all my mana

[lesbianrey]

there’s literally nothing stupid about pacific rim sorry your pea brain doesnt comprehend the transcendent beauty of soulmates killing monsters together

[girl-debord]

morpheus dorpheus orpheus landlorpheus

[girl-debord]

eviction notices filling up your orifices

[nemesissy-vent]

put every landorpheus in a death basket

[clickholeofficial]

[gif87a-com]

[sticksandsharks]

more trainer comms.

[turing-tested]

i think its really cute how theres a term for furries who are new to the community like? baby fur?? thats super cute holy shit

[turing-tested]

oh

[turing-tested]

oh no

[trilllizard666]

[lornagonigall]

Wait what the fuck is babyfur

[lornagonigall]

by allah remove my optic nerves

[rhinocerocket]

more than anything im mad that i didnt think of this shit first

[sirlorence-deactivated20251220]

Ayako, Hideo’s assistant, tweeted this out and then Hideo retweeted her and I’m absolutely losing it.

[sirlorence-deactivated20251220]

here’s the full pic for anyone who didn’t recognize/isn’t familiar with the movie it’s parodying, Junior. 

[storm-driver]

i needed healing

[jasper-rolls]

yo btw if you were wondering how the alt right is doing, the current conspiracy theory they’re rallying around is that soy sauce is why trans women exist

[jasper-rolls]

adding clarification to this since i did it in separate posts earlier

i think what basically happened is that some dude was looking at what goes into soy and noticed it contains estrogen and subsequently came to the conclusion that soy and soy based products are Feminizing Men and its taken off with the infowars crowd. anyway the new hot alt right insult is soy boy, so get ready to be called that some time in the near future

[obscoorereference]

recent update to this: according to /pol/ “multiple studies” (none of which they have provided, helpfully) have proven that onions increase your testosterone levels so now there’s whole threads of dipshits just drinking raw onion juice and arguing over which onion is the least degenerate, *and* whole other threads of dipshits arguing that the onion thing is a false flag by feminists to get people to look like idiots by drinking raw onion juice

the alt-right have honed the art of self-owning into a goddamn science

[surreal--memes]

[Src]

[mysharona1987]

[omnivore-odyssey]

Lmao

[goulashnikov-concern]

[sneakingsuit]

The pact is sealed.

[icedcoffeebee]

i hope you guys know i have the chrome extensions that turn trumps tweets into crayon, “god” into nicolas cage, the owo extension, and all caps turned off

[jacobtheloofah]

this is, simultaneously, the perfect capsule of all that is 2017, as well as the worst thing ive seen all year