Rawr

Well hello tumblr universe. I am a 29 year old cub living in beautiful southern california, working in jungles and lands of fantasy for a very popular mouse. My blog is a mix of all my loves: disney, theatre, random shit i find funny, boys, funny cats,...

[wafflesex]

Had some wine. Played Dream Daddy. Are you ready for this.

[snazzy-adam]

This is the best Dream Daddy video ever.

[sliceofjoey]

THIS IS ALL OF US WHERES THE LIE

[tbch-deactivated20200107]

This was fucking EVERYTHINGGGGG

[oneheadtoanother]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[universeofmemes]

[toastbutteregg]

[catchymemes]

[lifes-a-terminal-illness]

*wet* at crocheting

[pettycentral]

[gey4pey]

“Damn that’s wild…..try this phone game though”

[sp-o-o-n]

While we’re playing Lily’s Garden… they be playing Lily’s Heart 😔

[is-there-an-undo-button]

you guys are missing the best part

[homosexualontheloose]

DAMN BITCH

[rootbeergoddess]

He must have been that shitty

[boosyboo9206]

OKAY, BUT, WAIT, I JUST SAW A NEW AD AND lily is just standing at a party

When her friend walks up

And nods her head in this mofo’s direction

To which Lily DOES THIS

BUT IT GETS BETTER BECAUSE SHE NODS IN THE DIRECTION OF THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND

And follows up with this

AND THE PAGE MADE THIS THE CAPTION FOR THE AD

SO LILY DIDN’T JUST GET RID OF THE GUY BUT SHE ALSO TOTALLY ROASTED HIM WITHOUT HIM KNOWING.

[tkyle]

I don’t remember this scene…

[kytastro]

WHY DID I KNOW IT WAS GONE BE THAT BITCH?! LMAOOO

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mister-doctor-professor-susan]

[songsofwaterandnight]

Same energy

[powerfulwizard]

[jujanon-deactivated20260709]

[chipsprites]

me: look, a crab eating a strawberry

my roommate: but he’s eating such small pieces..

me: …he’s a crab

[mooncustafer]

it’s an opportunity rarely afforded to crabs

[valtsv]

hey bro are you okay? i just wanted to check in on you because i haven't seen any lightning flash ominously while a flock of crows flies overhead or heard your menacing evil laugh for the last few days and i got worried. i care about you, dude

[nkim-illustrates]

[beefy-seb]

It’s time🎃🎃🎃

[toastbutteregg]

[horrorandhalloween]

[tiktoks-repost]

[toxictiktokssubbed]

[Funkytown plays faintly in the background]

Narrator: So one of the things I hate about my brother is that he hogs the bathroom in the morning, (probably because it takes so long to wash and dry his Skrillex hair). So I decided I wanted to change that. So in school we learned about this guy who was able to train dogs to drool to the sound of a bell by ringing a bell each time he showed food. So I decided I wanted to try something similar on my brother. So basically my plan was to place this Perry the platypus thing in my bathroom every day before he woke up, and then I would hide somewhere in there to scare him, so then eventually he’d associate Perry the platypus with getting scared, and he wouldn’t come into the bathroom as long as it was there. So I actually only had to do this for a couple days and, good news! As long as Perry the platypus is there, my brother won’t even set foot in there.

[7thedisasterdyke]

[krystal-prisms]

Pavlov's platypus

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Pavlov’s Perry the Platypus?