Welcome to Berk

"This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies or parrots... we have... dragons." ((Indie Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III from Dreamworks' How To Train Your Dragon series. OOC tag: Off the Island))

[disloyalorder]

baby dragons that sleep in your fireplace and roll about in the soot and the ash trying to get comfortable on burning logs, screeching loudly whenever people walk by or when more logs need to be added to its roost and not stopping until content again

baby dragons with wings that are disproportionate to their bodies until older but nonetheless stubbornly trying to pick themselves up off the ground by running and aggressively flapping and managing to only get a few feet off the ground for a few seconds before crash landing

baby dragons that haven’t been exposed to priceless things such as gems and gold pieces and instead infatuate themselves with other unusual shiny things — like silverware, brass clocks, instruments, and pots and pans

baby dragons who get cold in the winter and crawl up into their caretaker’s clothing (almost always while said clothing is being worn) and curl up as tight as possible and begin to make sounds similar to content purring as they sleep

[stepchildofthesun]

baby dragons making whiny hungry bird noises until they’re fed

baby dragons being afraid of the family cat for a while until after a few days the cat wanders up to the sleeping pile of scales and fire and curling around them for a nap in the sunshine

baby dragons stealing the shiny car keys and chewing on them

baby dragons gently nibbling on the jewelry of their favorite people- and not so gently with people they don’t like

[life-of-an-average-freak]

baby dragons blowing tiny puffs of smoke out their noses when they snore

baby dragons using the cat’s scratching post

baby dragons wearing tiny saddles with knight-in-shining-armour action figures riding on their backs

baby dragons roasting mini marshmallows mid-air when you toss them before eating them

baby dragons hiding on top of bookshelves and cabinets when they don’t want to go to the vet

[alachatte]

baby sea dragons that eagerly await you in the bathtub.  baby earth dragons that help your garden by making 10 foot bushes and daisies as big as you.  baby dragons that make their first cave your closet.. and hoard all of your clothes. 

[goldengoatblog]

Baby dragons that ‘kidnap’ your little relatives and chase them around into secluded places.  Baby dragons that think they belong on shoulders even though they’re not quite babies still and ow that hurts and ow CLAWS.

Baby dragons deciding the mailman has come to claim their treasure and screeching and blowing smoke every time he comes to the house. Baby dragons getting very attached to the new baby human and deciding that this is their human and they should never be apart.

[korrasforevergirl]

baby dragons whose scales shed all over the house

[resistandfight]

@eternalgirlscout

[abiroleplays]

Send me a ✵ + a ship and i’ll tell you who does what at christmas!

who spends hours putting up lights only to get tangled in them and storm off?

who accidentally eats a whole box of christmas chocolates in one sitting?

who insists on watching the cheesey hallmark christmas movies?

who insists on playing nothing but michael buble in the few days running up to christmas?

who gets their presents wrapped at the mall so the other cant go snooping

who insists on making snow angels?

who put christmas outfits on all the pets?

Do they go to family’s or have a quiet day in?

who insists on wearing matching ugly christmas jumpers?

Who waits up until midnight to give the other their present?

Who insists on hand-made presents only one year?

Who puts mistletoe on every door frame?

Who gets too drunk at the work christmas party and has to be picked up at 9:15pm?

who gets angry and almost tells kids that santa isnt real?

[dragcntraining]

brown-eyed-trickster:

“Well I couldn’t just ask ya to dissuade her in front of her now could I?” Emma would have most likely clawed his eyes out if he had. Jack sighed before he was pleasantly surprised with a kiss by the other. He smiled against Hiccup’s lips before returning it. “Well, it’s a start.” He smirked as they pulled away. “Sides, ya can always make it up to me this Friday when I go over to ya place. Expect lots of fun things to be planned by ya. Better make it good. Ya know me, can get distracted pretty easily.”

“So are ya going to stay over for dinner? Don’t worry I ain’t cooking, mom is. She should be home in a few. Up to ya if ya wanna,” he shrugged.

Hiccup laughed. “Don’t worry. I have a lot of things thought up already.” He assured his boyfriend. building a fort in the living room, making and eating dinner in the fort while watching netflix, it wasn’t going to be busy, but it might be fun. He was sure that coming up with other stuff to do wouldn’t be hard.

“I don’t know...I don’t like to impose. What do you think you’ll be having for dinner?”

[dragcntraining]

brown-eyed-trickster:

Emma looked up at Jack as Hiccup finished speaking. Her attention latched on to the fact that Jack, despite being her older brother was also like a parent to her at times. He decided on a lot of issues that included her well-being, and her sleeping over at her friends house was certainly one of them. Her short attention span dropped the fairy information that they had been speaking about in favor of this important issue. Jack stared at her pleading eyes before he sighed. "Fine, I’ll ask mom. But ya need to give me ya friends phone number. Need to speak to her parents too.” His mother was busy with work after all. Not to mention she was a bit more laid back when it came to these matters. He was pretty sure she would say yes regardless if she ended up speaking to the parents or not. Emma smiled brightly at that before she took her plate and walked off to the living room. She shouted behind her shoulder that she was going to eat her sandwich while watching television.

Jack looked over at the clock before muttering out, “Yup, time for her show.” He groaned a little as he rubbed at his face before looking over at Hiccup. “Ya know ya just gave me more work right? Not sure how ya’re gonna make it up to me.”

Hiccup shrugged innocently. “You asked me what I thought of the idea, not to dissuade her.” Hiccup pointed out. He was trying to be a neutral party anyway. He wanted Emma to like him and...well...Jack was Jack.

“I don’t know how I’ll make it up to you...but I’ll figure it out, promise.” He told him as he leant over to kiss Jack.

[dragcntraining]

brown-eyed-trickster:

Emma smiled down when the sandwich was placed in front of her before picking it up and taking a bite. She listened with interest to Hiccup’s words, her eyes lightening up with wonder as she swallowed. “Really? They can live everywhere where there’s grass and stuff? They can be almost anywhere then!” The possibility seemed so vast to her. “Have you ever seen one?” Her lips turned into a slight frown over the other’s last words however. “What do you mean they’re not always friendly?" 

Jack rubbed the back of his neck with his hand, slightly fearing the conversation was going into a direction that would end up scaring her. "Oh, ya know, they pull ya hair and play tricks on ya like tying ya shoelaces together when ya aren’t looking.” He reached over and gently tugged on her hair, which earned him a slap on his arm and a laugh from his sister. He laughed as well as he looked over at Hiccup, giving him a look hoping he wouldn’t tell Emma the sort of things faeries actually did when they weren’t friendly to humans. 

Emma pouted as she shook her head about the sleepover. “I won’t get homesick!” Jack shrugged as he said, “Ya never know. Ya might.” She thought about this as she took another bite out of her sandwich. Eventually she shook her head again, convinced that she wouldn’t.

Hiccup shrunk sheepishly when Jack wordlessly warned him not to go into details. Not that Hiccup would tell her about the faeries that so much as looking at them wrong could mean death. He wasn’t cruel. “Hey, I thought it was a good idea to mention that fae don’t like humans because they destroy their homes. My family has always been careful to avoid them because well...faeries can be bullies.” Hiccup explained. That was how he had been explained it as a kid. Now he was an adult and knew more.

“I mean, it isn’t up to me, but I’d make sure both your mom and their parents talk about it.” Hiccup suggested. “That way they can decide how to deal with it.”

[dragcntraining]

brown-eyed-trickster:

“I was part a school play. I was the fairy! Did you know fairies live in the woods? I didn’t know that!” She smiled up at Hiccup as Jack places her sandwich in front of her. He was glad that the two got along well enough. If they hadn’t, he would have had to break up with Hiccup a long time ago. Nothing was as important to him as his family, especially his sister.

Emma took a bite before saying, “I want to go to a sleepover across town. But Jack won’t let me! But you can convince him to let me go!”

“Emma, ya’re not gonna go that far away. Don’t care how mad ya get. Ain’t happening. And Hic can’t convince me.”

“Yes he can! He can convince you of anything,” she countered.

Jacks face warm a bit as he exclaimed, “No he can’t!”

“Uhuh!” Emma stuck out her tongue at her brother for good measure.

“Faeries don’t just live in the woods, you know?” Hiccup told her. “They live anywhere there is something natural. Parks, gardens, rivers, anything! My mom and godfather have taught me how to know where they are living.” Hiccup had been raised on tales of Fae his whole life.. He fully believed in them too. “They aren’t always good or friendly though.” He commented.

Hiccup listened to the discussion about the sleepover. “Well...you would need to see if their parents would be willing to drive you home if you get homesick in the middle of the night. Don’t say you won’t get homesick, because you never know for sure. I said that too, and guess what? I started crying around ten and had to be taken home.” He said, warning. 

[dragcntraining]

Terrible Choices

"I can't believe you just did that."

"You're going to do WHAT?!"

"Let me count the ways that this is a bad idea..."

"Please tell me you're joking."

"You are going to have a LOT of explaining to do over this one."

"You can make all the excuses all you want, but you really fucked up this time."

"So... I did something that might have been a terrible idea..."

"Do you think we could just forget last night?"

"I'm not sure what happened, but I have a feeling I know who was behind it."

"You know that little voice inside your head that tells you not to do the thing? Listen to it next time."

"You're not a teenager anymore. Stop acting like it."

"What's the worst that could happen from all this?"

"Do not talk to me again."

"It really wasn't THAT bad a decision, was it?"

"Yeah. Okay. I screwed up. Now what do I do about it?"

"Don't try to pin this all on me. WE did this. You were involved."

"You don't have that little voice that tells you when something's a bad idea, do you?"

[text] What happened? Everything's a blur.

"Please, please tell me what I did wrong."

"That was just a giant clusterfuck, wasn't it?"

[dragcntraining]

Steven Universe Starters:

“Nobody can tell me what to do, and if they do, I hit them in the face with a chair!”

“What a gross misuse of safety equipment, and your tax dollars.”

“It’s a trap! An adorable trap!”

“They are bleeding. Oh no, they are dead.”

“We can’t fight them forever. Well, we can, but I don’t want to.”

“I got hit by an airplane!”

“Well, the important thing is family and friendship, honesty, values, and no one got arrested”

“Hey! Don’t mess with his funky flow!"

“I know how to burn people!”

“But I think you’re just mad cause you’re single."

“If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hot dogs."

“Truth is a feeling in your gut that you know is true.”

“Now everyone can see me burning."

“Just let me do this for you!”

“I won’t let you hurt my friends."

“Love at first sight doesn’t exist. Love takes time and work.”

“Don’t worry, I’m never alone.”

“I never asked to be made!”

[resplexndent]

Please reblog if you are okay with random starters, pre-established relationships and responses to ask memes. I need some new people to bug with starters & what nots. 

[dragcntraining]

brown-eyed-trickster:

Jack pouted a bit and was about to say something when the door opened. He looked over and saw Emma walking inside. “Emma! Ya want a sandwich too?” She looked up before making her way towards the pair. “Can I have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?” Jack nodded as he responded, “Sure, ya can.” He made his way over to the fridge as he took out the items he would need to make Emma her sandwich. It was a good thing they were going to spend the weekend over at Hiccups. There was no way they would get more then an hour of privacy in this house.

Emma sat herself down on the chair before saying hello to Hiccup.

“Hey kiddo.” Hiccup smiled at the girl. He always liked his boyfriend’s sister, but she (and his little cousins) really made him glad he was an only child. The only people he had to worry about were his parents, and occasionally Gobber. Then again...Gobber might actually be worse. “How have you been?” He asked Emma.

[horrificmemes]

Send a symbol for my muse to tell yours whether or not they would ...

♣ Tell a serious lie to someone they cared about ❤ Break someone’s heart ☁ Put a curse on someone who crossed them ♛ Hurt someone out of jealousy ❥ Be unfaithful to a lover ✖ Commit a crime because they were challenged to ▼ Try to scare or startle a friend/loved one ☹ Ruin someone’s day out of spite ™ Steal something precious from someone else ☠ Commit a murder in cold blood ♘ Kill in self defense ❦ Spread around someone else’s secret ✂ Threaten or terrify someone weaker than them ✦ Vandalize someone’s property ☎ Betray a friend for their own personal gain 웃 Abandon someone who relies on them ✿ Refuse someone’s kindness or affection ☢ Kill someone close to them for the greater good ☛ Blame their wrongdoings on someone else ☽ Become obsessed with someone they admire ☻Torment someone as a spirit after death  ❣ Do something they promised a loved one they would never do ▢ Lose their humanity and embrace a wicked side

[hsfancharmemes]

What do you want to tell me? Put a symbol in my ask box:

[blazerought]

hsfancharmemes

❊ I want to roleplay with you ✸ I want to plot with you ✤ I want to ship with you ✥ I have roleplayed with you and it was great ❦ I sort of secretly ship a thing with your muse(s) ✷ I wish our characters was friends ✢ I like your characters ✱ I don’t like your characters ✣ I like the way you express your muse(s) ✫ I don’t like the way you express your muse(s) ☬ I feel like your characters are underdeveloped ❂ I don’t agree on all your headcanons ✡ I agree on all your headcanons ❋ Your blog is one of my favs ✦ I like seeing you on my dash  ✵ I don’t follow you for roleplay ✧ I wish you would notice me ✩ You intimidate me ✪ You seem like a cool person ✺ You’re hard to approach ✻ I wish you weren’t so shy ❄ I look up to you ❆ I love your art ❇ I love the way you write  * I want to learn to know you # I’m too shy to approach to you ☓ We should talk! ♥ *Your choice what to write*

[holidaysuggestions]

Today is Appreciate a Dragon Day! I know two dragons and I appreciate them a lot

[ericbrandonrp]

Useless Details Ask Meme I

Send one of the following symbols to find out more about my muse!

Their phone:

★ what kind of phone do they have? ☆ what is their phone’s background? ✪ their standard ringtone? ❉ do they have any pictures on their phone? ✯ what do their texts look like? do they use emojis often? what kind? ✦ the first five names on their contacts list? ⍟ any games on their phone? what kind? how often do they play? ✹ five - ten songs on their iPod/phone?

Their home:

♈ a description of their home - apartment building or detached house? how many rooms are there? colours of their walls? any decorations? ♉ what are their neighbours like? their relationship to them? ♊ what kind of mail do they get (except for bills)? have they subscribed to any magazines/newspapers? ♋ do they read any newspapers/magazines? what kind? what topics are they interested in? do they flip forward to the cartoon page first? ♌ how do they drink their coffee/tea? ♍ any pictures on their walls? what kind/of who? ♎ is their closet tidy or are the clothes just being thrown inside or lying on the floor? ♒ their cleaning routine - laundry/dishes/cleaning the rooms

Digging deeper:

🌷 what do they have in their wallet? ꕥ what’s usually in their trouser/jacket pockets or purse? ☘ how many keys do they have? for what? do they have any key pendants? 🍀 what kind of jewellery are they wearing? what’s their favourite peace? 🌻 what do their bedsheets look like? colour? patterns? 🌹 what’s the colour of your muse’s underwear right now?

[dragcntraining]

Munday Ooc Questions

1: Why did you start role playing?

2: What made you choose your muse?

3: Is there anything challenging about writing your muse?

4: Is there anything enjoyable about writing your muse?

5: What has been your favourite thread?

6: Do you have any roleplaying pet peeves?

7: What is your preferred roleplaying style and why? (semi para/para/mirror etc)

8: If you knew your muse in RL would you be friends or enemies?

9: Is there a certain writing style or colloquialisms you have to use for you muse that changes from your own?

10: Have you picked up any of your muses habits

11: [Canon] Is your character major/minor and did this have any influence in your decision to play them?

12: [Canon] Do you feel you stick to canon characteristics of your muse?

13: [Canon] Did you make any changes to your muses timeline/background?

14: [Canon] Was there anything that made this muse difficult to work with ,i.e canon death/canon location?

15: [Canon] Do you play/interact with the canon character differently now that you roleplay them?

16: [OC] What gave you the inspiration for your muse?

17: [OC] What made you choose their faceclaim/appearance?

18: [OC] Was their background decided from the start or developed over time?

19: [OC] Does your character have any canon routes or is their background self created?

20: [OC] How did you choose their name?

[actualarchive]

a hundred random starters 

below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)

❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞

❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞

❝ love is love is love is love. ❞

❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞

❝ why are you crying this time? ❞

❝ you will never escape. ❞

❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞

❝ everything has its consequences. ❞

❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞

❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞

❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞

❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞

❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞

❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞

❝ they died screaming. ❞

❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞

❝ how long have you known? ❞

❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞

❝ the law can be changed. ❞

❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞

❝ your child is adorable! ❞

❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞

❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞

❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞

❝ he adores you. ❞

❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞

❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞

❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞

❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞

❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞

❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞

❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞

❝ then kill me. ❞

❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞

❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞

❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞

❝ death is just another adventure. ❞

❝ stop! ❞

❝ let them watch. ❞

❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞

❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞

❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞

❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞

❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞

❝ you love him? ❞

❝ do you love me at all? ❞

❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞

❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞

❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞

❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞

❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞

❝ the king is displeased. ❞

❝ long live your majesty! ❞

❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞

❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞

❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞

❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞

❝ do you really think that? ❞

❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞

❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞

❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞

❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞

❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞

❝ are you a virgin? ❞

❝ I’m married. ❞

❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞

❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞

❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞

❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞

❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞

❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞

❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞

❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞

❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞

❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞

❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞

❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞

❝ are we going to die here? ❞

❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞

❝ I am no longer a child! ❞

❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞

❝ what if something happens to them? ❞

❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞

❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞

❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞

❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞

❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞

❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞

❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞

❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞

❝ this is my home. ❞

❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞

❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞

❝ fuck me. ❞

❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞

❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞

❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞

❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞

❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞

❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞

[dragcntraining]

Oh, wow. It's Munday already. Put some of these in my askbox, and I will respond OOC.

ᄏ: Play any instruments?

ω: Have you ever dyed your hair? If so, what color(s)?

△: Have you ever painted the walls of your room?

【・ヘ・?】: Ever tripped in front a bunch of people?

＊: When was the last time you tied your hair up? (if your hair is long enough)

旦: Last time you drove your car (if you can drive/have one)?

愛: Are you currently dating?

太: When it's New Year's, do you make New Year Resolutions and actually commit to them?

＠: Ever felt attracted to the opposite sex before?

(｀▽´)Ψ: Did you used to play hide-and-seek when you were little inside stores?

(づ￣ ³￣)づ : Have you ever had to hug someone you didn't want to?

空: Did you ever throw up after one roller coaster ride or a few?

☆: Have you ever played games such as 'Spin the Bottle'?

⊙: Are you happy with where you are in life right now?

ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ: Have you ever wanted to flip a table before? If so, why?

ピ: Did you like Pokemon as a child?

(⌒.−): Are there times where you wish to go back in time and redo or fix something you regret?

♪: Do you find yourself singing or humming to yourself sometimes?

☁: Ever wanted to learn a foreign language?

(;° ロ°): Have you ever lost your wallet or purse?

ス: Have you ever swallowed gum?

⅚: Post the link if your current favorite song.

ღ: Post a gif of what you're currently feeling right now.

≘: Have you ever watched the sun rise?

☄: Would you defend a friend if they were in danger?

➍: Ever been to a concert? Was it fun?

♛: Do you like group projects?

高: How often do you use headphones/earbuds?

ಲ: Headphones or earbuds?

♞: Showers or baths?

✗: Walks on the beach or in a forest?

⊙﹏⊙: Which horror movie scared you the most? If any?

^∇^: Has your best friend ever made you angry?

（．＿．）: Do you think you are an awkward person?

メ: Cupcakes or muffins?

(●´∀｀●): Ponies or Horses?

♯: Would you like to be able to fly?

ℝ: What color shirt are you currently wearing?

Æ: What color underwear did you wear yesterday?

☪: Have you ever flipped off someone?

♬: Cats or dogs?

礼: Would you swim in the lake or ocean?

の: Chocolate or Vanilla?

◐: Have you ever seen a meteor shower?

ᄇ: Have you ever broken a bone?

ℨ: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

.♔: Know the Duck Song? The Llama Song? Banana Phone?

۞: What shows did you watch when you were a child?

▼: Could you live without the internet?

Д: Strangest food you've eaten?

까: Cookies or brownies?