"The gays, good heavens" - Harold Bloom

Esther | She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️. Not really fandom specific. Enjoy Butterfly Soup & JJBA, been known to dabble with House MD & Wenclair. Read a decent bit too. Bloom quote source linked here, ~5:22

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

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[real-language-facts]

i went to tautology island and i was there visiting the island

[pangur-and-grim]

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

[tomsk1607]

I do of course dearly love my friend the british train network but we could really use some more benches here

[tomsk1607]

half eleven on four odd hours of sleep I've got bloodshot eyes and visible bags maybe one day there will in fact be prospects for me in the lesbian sphere

[evildilf2]

[tomsk1607]

did i really just hear the term "ragebaiting" in an actual bbc news piece

[charl0ttan]

stove top role playing game

[minmos]

i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[tomsk1607]

absolutely need to slip william the concurrer into a conversation at some point

[tomsk1607]

transatlanticism by death cab for cutie is a very good album. I am once again discovering this, this current context being writing a mock geography coursework paper that I have really had a month to write. only wrote 700 odds words over that time period. I should probably stop letting myself doing this but unfortunately it's going quite well. and ofc it's only a mock anyway so who cares.

[tomsk1607]

that was almost definitely the worst piece of writing i've ever submitted to anything. I have learnt my lesson (probably). but to quote gloria gaynor i will survive. and it is only a mock and i do know the gist of what i should do now. gloria didn't say that second bit btw

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[tomsk1607]

transatlanticism by death cab for cutie is a very good album. I am once again discovering this, this current context being writing a mock geography coursework paper that I have really had a month to write. only wrote 700 odds words over that time period. I should probably stop letting myself doing this but unfortunately it's going quite well. and ofc it's only a mock anyway so who cares.

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[tofupixel]

thinkin about him tonight

[markovchaingang]

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french