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do not advise following me over the elon musk post. i hate elon musk for normie reasons. i am ideologically uninteresting in ways that are likely to disappoint everyone in the room and there's nothing to gain from following me.
“They’re jumping off the carrier to try to escape” we really need to call it what it is. Those sailors are trying to commit suicide. The Lincoln has a multi suicide attempt problem and if we only know of the attempts overboard, then there are absolutely sailors trying other ways. And one of them is going to succeed eventually
Mits is such a sweet good boy but getting him was such a huge mistake and I wish I could give him back to the shelter without shame and with some assurance that he would be okay. He needs a house with another cat in it and I’ve realized that after Boris I just don’t want another cat. I don’t want to be relied on by another living thing at the moment.
This is probably the wackiest conspiracy theory about Jews I've seen yet:
Well, there it is. Possibly the weirdest conspiracy I'll ever read.
No one tell this guy that Northern Europeans are most likely to be neanderthal. His brain will explode.
Something intriguing going on about the Muscular Christianity username combined with the belief that Jews are racially physically stronger
remember when Hegseth didn’t know what the suwalki gap is
Ohhhh that is too much for you little spider…
Ohhh nooo…
scientific fact
Chinese Mountain Cat (Felis bieti), family Felidae, endemic to grasslands on the Tibetan Plateau of western China
Vulnerable.
photos: Shul Conservation, Scottish Wildcat Fdn, Wild Cats Worldwide
They are even better 🌒
I got a peloton membership to access their rowing classes (membership for the classes not the machine* lol) because i prefer rowing with someone who paces for me and honestly so far it’s okay except the instructors often just stop rowing to talk - messing up my pace - and also they talk SO MUCH. they never shut up. I need RFK Jr to invent a fitness instructor that turns up the music and only hypes for a minimum of 10s per min, no more.
I enjoy the little distance graph though.
* peloton rowers cost a small downpayment on a house. The classes are about the cost of a gym membership.
not to be a toxic gym bro but my other Peloton hot take is that if the class is intermediate+ the instructors shouldn’t be wasting five minutes of it teaching form. I know they have to because people who’re super fit join thinking they’re ready, then cause themselves injury with bad form. but they should warn about that or add a skippable ten minutes of pick drills before class starts so that I don’t have to spend five+ min learning form every class
the vchk-ogpu url being a sadomasochist horny sideblog is so fucking funny. on Russian internet vchk-ogpu is a notorious security services whistleblowing blog. I know it’s almost impossible that some FSB guy trying to search his name on vchk-ogpu will accidentally end up looking at gay porn on tumblr but it’s not totally impossible. Incredible idea honestly. Someone should buy aleksandrbortnikov.com and cover it with hole
truly have nothing against this business but they’re basically just homebrewed WeWork trying to pass themselves off as some kind of leftist activist organic creative gatheringspace. they ARE a business though. Like what does anti-capitalist co-working club mean when you charge $10 an hour to use your space
Two things that amused me about Gaudy Night
a) the dog collar. Ok ms sayers.
b) the way they start the novel off thrashing Mary Stokes as having once been brilliant but wilting into stupidity after marriage and children. I know this was setting the stage for Harriet’s anxiety but you still expect to hear a little more about Mary Stokes. I thought, for sure, we were going to find out the mystery was about her illness. Nope. The final word on Mary really was just marriage made that bitch dumb lmaoooooooooo
the pleasure !!!!!!! of reading a book with a cat in the lap