to live is the rarest thing

most people exist, that is all.

[snorlaxatives]

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

[afon-afanc]

in america is everyone ignorant

[snorlaxatives]

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

[azziiizz-deactivated20150724]

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

what she says: no

what she really means: no

[onlytwitterpics]

[zsnes]

[onlytwitterpics]

[valeria2067]

Trump: “The theater should be a safe space for politicians!”

Abraham Lincoln’s ghost:

[pokemon-personalities]

an aesthetic that will never go out of style: making others feel loved, needed, and important 

[eelcock-deactivated20170711]

[officialunitedstates]

whats the deal with juiceboxes.  too much box not enough juice

[fourdrinkamy]

me hitting the submit button on an essay, knowing that it’s nonsensical garbage, to an academic who has dedicated his life to this field

[erossovogasvijeta]

family member: what are you doing with your life?

me: it’s a surprise

[rebel-in-tartan]

Why have I been laughing at this for a solid 5 minutes?

[thebootydiaries]

Bella: I know what you are

Edward: say it

Bella: ... problematic

[thebootydiaries]

me: how many words have i written

is it a million

is it TWO million

word counter: 409 words

me: LIES

[theprincessandthebpd]

me @ me immediately after almost every decision: oh bitch what the fuck

[vuls]

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them