Everything I like .

You can call me Bean.

[prideprejudce]

me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas

my cat:

[sweetmemesaremadeofthis]

[roslips]

Omg

[thebigblackwolfe]

I’m the girl in the middle with her hand up

[anxietyproblem]

[bangedbysatan-deactivated201909]

Tumblr would enjoy this I thought

[bangedbysatan-deactivated201909]

I love reading how my video of my dogs cured people’s depression. They’re so wholesome.

[anybodyandsomebody]

Dog 1: Mesmerized, pure, wholesome

Dog 2: Absolute madman

[forestwildflower-deactivated202]

I’ve watched this 5 times and each time is better than the last

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was watching the Family Guy series finale where everyone but Stewie died in a horrifying plane crash which caused him to travel through the multiverse to find a new family to live with. The writing was on-par with the other recent Family Guy episodes, but the animation was really where it shined as they had hired Disney to do the key sequences. There was a particularly melancholy sequence of him traveling from universe to universe, and while it was impactful, it pissed me off because it was set to a cover of The Beatles ‘Across the Universe’ as ‘Across the Stewniverse’. I later found out from a friend that Fox had hired John Lennon himself to write and perform the cover, and that just made it so much worse to me. Like, I had really thought The Beatles had more artistic integrity than that but they were willing to sell out to some big company. Really makes you think. 

[dinuguan]

[im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster]

Absolute shenanigans

[nitramaraho]

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

this is probably the best compilation out there

[adamjk]

it’s hard to believe this entire moment in our lifetimes has come and gone

[no-chill-at-all]

Two hours and 25 minutes into Netflix and Chill…

[sauvamente]

My god what an adventure

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

This was a roller coaster

[createdbetter]

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh lmfao

[hathor77]

‘nobody liked the selfies’ crying

[swavepapii]

this is why i can’t son.

[habibi243]

WOWWW

[make--it--gayer]

[stoportotouch]

the fact that a cat considers “sit in the same room ignoring each other” to be an acceptable social activity and not an insult is great for me because that’s how i like to socialise

[unclefather]

someones mom: make yourself at home, would you like something to drink?

me: *very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy’s tree dome*

me: no thank you

[mtndewbajablast]

do kids these days know abt numa numa

[mtndewbajablast]

do kids these days know about aqua’s “barbie girl”

[cryptidclub]

do kids there days know about CRAZY FROG

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

do kids these days know about “Blue” by Eiffel 65

[fangirltothefullest]

DO THEY KNOW ABOUT CASCADA’S “EVERY TIME WE TOUCH”?

[laulink]

Reblog if you also got at least one of these stuck in your head just from reading the title

[paganinpurple]

Every freaking one and hate it

[abdulraveman]

[yassmines]

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

[fonzworthcutlass]

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

[lets-do-the-time-warp-again-dea]

tumblr dot com posts are getting so relatable im convinced the government has 24/7 surveillance on me and is feeding it to me through this website to see if i notice

[kaijuno]

‪Kill the rich. Overthrow the government. Believe in science. Be gay. ‬

[dickgayson-deactivated20191002]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned the truth behind Walt Disney’s body after death

myth: Walt Disney Is Frozen In Liquid Nitrogen

fact: FALSE

According to Biography.com, “On December 15, 1966, animation legend Walt Disney died from complications of lung cancer, for which he had undergone surgery just over a month earlier. A private funeral was held the next day, and on December 17, his body was cremated and interred at Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale, California. But while Disney undoubtedly lives on through the legacy of the beloved feature films and theme parks that comprise much of his life’s work, shortly after his death, a rumor began to circulate that he might be living on in a more literal sense as well—with his body suspended in a frozen state and buried deep beneath the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland in Anaheim, California, awaiting the day when medical technology would be advanced enough to reanimate the animator.”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

[manasaysay]

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

I like your dad already

[charming-tothelast]

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

oh WOW

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

This is by far my most popular post.