sweet things and bad spuds

( use your freedom of choice! )

[ton-o-spuds]

it’s a beautiful world we live in, a sweet romantic place! beautiful people everywhere, the way they show they care… makes me want to say: it’s a beautiful world for you, for you, for you...

IT’S NOT FOR ME! independent. 21+, oc/crossover friendly. mutuals only. low / sporadic activity. mostly OC multimuse by ramone (they/them, 26), like it says on the tin. swag. non-roleplay blogs with no rp blogs attached to them are henceforth banished.

doc here with all the goodies on it. opens. prompts.

It's a wonderful time to be here, it's nice to be alive! Wonderful people everywhere, the way they comb their hair... makes me want to say It's a wonderful place for you, for you, for you. NOT ME!

main muses: goddard, moog, harry, & shannon. other muses listed below. <3

medium-low muses: the adler bros, irene, bronwyn, mx. freeze / beatrix, saul go.odman

request muses: martha, johnnie, music me.ister / sibyl

[ton-o-spuds]

long day at the oc making factory and i made two connected ocs. i think i'm getting a bonus and perhaps even a promotion oc yap coming in hot

tldr for context: thought abt lab-made / lab-grown superheroes... why wait for one to come around and save a city when we can make 'em??? you don't think they just spawn in, do you?

first one i've dubbed goopina for now because i'm terrible at names and need time to think (if u have suggestions lmk). she is sentient goop. slime. something or other. she looks human... enough. her abilities are similar to p.lastic m.an, mrs. in.credible, any other super stretchy and crazy bendy hero. except she's also mega flexible and fluid and prone to body horror moments if she gets too relaxed and forgets she has to look human-like to not scare civilians. she's very bubbly and nice, though!! loves sweets and flowers and dancing. very 1960s fashion vibes. she loves bright colors and changing her hair and stickers and magazines and painting her nails even though it doesn't last long. when she stretches her body out, she starts looking less flesh-colored and more like a bright neon pink ooze. fun! genuinely has very little weaknesses (besides extreme heat, extreme cold, and corrosives, she can survive most anything) and will probably be one of the few things left with cockroaches at the end of the world. probably overshares. probably is a little loud. probably is in her head a lot and daydreams often. tries super hard to do her best!!! smiley face!!! peace sign!!!! hearts!!!!!

second is agent m for material. used to be dubbed material girl, but she's shirked that name for a new title. she is no longer called that. don't call her that. please refer to her as agent m. she is a secret agent / spy type. the material in her name refers to her ability to change her body into a material (paper, mineral, etc.) she chooses, she just has to be able to touch it for her body to "process" it. she does not describe what it is like or how it works because that is top secret, obviously. she can go from normal human 3D to flat 2D paper and can be folded up and toted places. she can blend into wallpaper and be sneaky. she can knock someone out with a concrete fist. she is also freaky and prone to body horror as one can imagine. unfortunately, agent m is very limited in how she expresses herself, unlike goopina. her job and existence are espionage; she doesn't know any better and is completely oblivious to the fact that she could and probably should pick up hobbies outside of work. she's very stone-faced and very tired. god help her.

they're on opposite ends of the "i don't understand the human experience" spectrum. goopina just comes off as uncanny and overwhelming to people and agent m lives under a rock and has no idea what anybody is ever talking about and just nonchalantly goes about her business. neither seem to care about social norms. both have a notable lack of fingerprints. they're very gay for each other i mean well acquainted and were created(?) produced(?) invented(?) around the same time.

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you poked it with a stick? (for MOOG pls!)

"Uh, yeah?"

Moog replies, as if it was the most obvious procedure in the world, right of of the Handbook of Life itself. Unfortunately, that manual didn't exist, and now the Thinking Machine found himself in yet another self-made problem. Double unfortunately, he'd turned his back on the stuff he'd messed with and hasn't bothered to greet the Ghostbuster properly. He's missing out on a real mess.

"I see weird goop, I'm gonna wanna poke it. Didn't use my finger 'cause I wanna keep all of 'em and I'd be in extra big trouble if I had to get replacements!" He shrugs, nonchalant in his decisions. He thought himself smart, because he really did want to use his actual finger, but he thought about it for longer than usual. "I think the slime's alive, though. Kinda growled at me when I did it. What do you think, Doc?"

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i saw a lot of people get hurt. i saw a lot of people die, but i didn't think anything was going to happen to me. (( hi ! For bea? ))

A thick frost covered most of the room, save where Mx. Freeze was stopped in their tracks by an unexpected presence. Now, they stood frozen in place as they tried to make sense of it all. This really through a wrench in their plans, but they weren't going to hurt someone who didn't deserve it...and this was just a kid. Their arm holding their weapon lowers robotically slowly, holstering it.

Thin, blue lips part to speak. "No. Nothing to you, but this is not your home," they state, watching her from behind red lenses, "what...how did you get here?" There's an awkwardness in their stance as they try their best to glance behind their shoulders, as if they were searching for someone to pop out and get them and reveal it was a trap all along.

"Need to," Mx. Freeze starts, slowly looking at the teen again and taking a moment to settle their head, "Do I need to help you out? Out of here?" They supposed getting revenge could wait another day.

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@skatesofassttt claims: i'd be bigger than elvis.

"who the fuck is elvis? sounds lame as helllllll!"

mies is unabashedly loud in their confusion, laughter following their opinion of a musician they haven't heard of just yet. the alien gobbles down a few now-soggy fries and takes a swig of their blue raspberry oversugared beverage before they add onto their statements.

"i mean, yeah, you're cool. you look cool, your name cool. i like your music and skateboard tricks! yeah, they're very nice! elvis... sounds like an old guy. who is that?"

[ma1nmenu]

@ton-o-spuds // one liner call

"You look so tired, unhappy."

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"Huh?" Harry blinks, coming back to reality as she shifts her gaze to look at Ezra. She's languidly propped her chin on her palm, contemplative in her prior silence. Apparently, her expression had given away more than she wanted to let on.

The detective blinks slowly, forcing down a yawn before she tries to joke about the situation. "Was it the eyebags or frown that gave it away?" The yawn comes back with a vengeance, making her turn her head to cover her mouth; it felt more polite that way. When she faces her companion again, she looks perturbed.

"I'm sorry," Harry apologizes earnestly, "there's just been one missing piece in a case I've been working on. It keeps me up at night and drives me crazy. I made sure to keep within the allowed amount of time a person can stay up before it gets real dangerous. I promise I'll be okay."

[sesiondemadrugada]

Duck Soup (Leo McCarey, 1933).

[badassdemonsword]

My naughty confession: i just ate 4 packets of fruit snacks

[ton-o-spuds]

serious question: the tumblr sexyman phenomenon… was there ever a woman version?

[ton-o-spuds]

regarding spud update post:

this is the current lineup! i tried making it easier for me because i have difficulty describing and differentiating between my feelings / inspiration level.

i have also cleaned my doc up. i just put ocs and canons together depending on what levels they're in. i have also added a separate wip muse tab to keep them organized.

thumbs up emoji smile emoji cartwheel emoji

[ton-o-spuds]

Spud Updates!!!:

I’m gonna restructure my muse list and put muses I’m not feeling right now in a request category on my doc—these are at your own risk, I may not have muse to get to asks or drafts for these muses quickly or often because I don’t have the highest motivation or inspiration for them.

I will change around muses based on motivation in my pinned as well and will post a second update when that is done. Disclaimer: motivation and muse level may change but I am not going to edit it often unless it’s a sustained change. I want to try my best to show who I’ll be able to discuss / plot / write with more often and easily.

I am going to try to finish at least Goddard’s bio by the end of this month because goddamn it, she deserves it (and I don’t know how I finished Moog’s first)!!! I know I have many outstanding WIPs, but I think the gameplay is to change up how I write biographies to make it more fun and easier for me to present information to y’all. Hopefully we will be seeing many updates as I try to complete some as energy and motivation allows.

I will probably update my rules to reflect my upcoming schedule change in August. I will have… a lot on my plate. Expect me to be majorly absent / hiatus from around August 15th to perhaps September as I move and adjust to being back at school. I also am going to start trying to emphasize a new “this is for fun” attitude where I hope to just write when I want and rest / take care of myself when I don’t. So far, so good, as I haven’t been feeling as bad as I used to for not being around much. I’m gonna try to be easy breezy, which means leniency about when I’ll be here. I’ll have classwork and stuff to do, so it’ll become my main focus, but I will still want to upkeep this hobby to keep me sane. I’ll try to not be gone for too long when the time comes. ❤️

[icecubus]

ICECUBUS — private, exclusive & mutuals - only succubus / demon original character SABINE set in an original universe. iced out by simon. black , they/them , thirty , audhd. PERSONALS & NON - RP BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT. 21+ only, mature themes such as horror, gore, death, sexual themes.

[ton-o-spuds]

Harry pretending to be a villain but having to pick up and physically move the chair to turn around to face you. Send post

[ton-o-spuds]

If Goddard had social media it would be exactly like the sticky.frogs account. The wording and way it’s typed is so distinctly her imo… and the concept of her owning frogs and being able to touch them more safely than humans (people shouldn’t hold frogs for long because bacteria on our hands can get them sick because they breathe through their skin!) is very cute to me. I think she should have frogs…

[ton-o-spuds]

it’s think of them Thursday! have you thought about Goddard and Moog today? Now you have! Yay!!! 🎉🩷👍

[djdivius]

NAILS RAZOR SHARP ˎˊ˗ CALLED YOU OFF MY iPHONE ♫⋆｡!

《 ⬆20 ✱ MARVEL DJ OC, MIXED BY SKELLY ( 199X ) ✱ ENTER ? 》

( not f4f. please only follow if you're interested in writing with me.. thanks! )

[ton-o-spuds]

THIS IS... a bunch of sentence starters inspired by videos created by the you.tube channel this is. reblog freely, but please don't add onto this list. change pronouns / wording for your needs. specific videos referenced here, here, and here.

"Are you going to try to come up with a rat number?" / "What is a rat number?!"

"I have like fundamental issues with this; I'm like actually angry!"

"Can I just say, uh, that this is worth negative dollars and instead this should be lit on fire?"

"Ignore everything I just said; this is art and I am going to look at this through an artist's perspective."

"I am being positive! He fell in love with...nice hair girl at the supermarket!"

"No, don't do that, that's creepy."

"This is sus as hell."

"Can I make a confession? I've never seen Ratatouille."

"Oh, I'm not allowed to call it sus, but you're allowed to call it 'dingle dongles'?!" / "What's wrong with calling it a dingle dongle?"

"What the hell...? Aw, it's a real human skull. Great..."

"Okay, first off, we need to buy this." / "Is there a site dedicated to selling bones?"

"It's all because of [NAME] and his rancid vibes!"

"Fellas, is it gay to have a bathrobe?"

"It's a dude robe. I can do whatever the heck I want."

"I'm so over you right now. What is wrong with you?"

"Excuse me for wanting to show the audience what was going on!"

"Can we just really not let him do this anymore? I feel like we got to like direct his energy somewhere more productive."

"Well, great job. Um, you've got the whole table wet. Everyone's been grossed out that you took your shirt off and spit everywhere."

"Also, I'm a grown man. I don't exactly eat a lot of lollipops."

"My doctor still gives me a lollipop. So..."

"Here. Why don't I demonstrate it?"

"THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN WHAT I DID. WHAT THE HELL, MAN!?"

"I regret every part of this deeply."

"Okay, great. Thanks for starting over."

"Do you ever want to feel like you're an awesome gunslinger, but you know, don't want to shoot yourself in the wiener?"

"You look like a nerd."

"Don't look down the barrel of a gun." / "Why are you telling us that? You're the one who did it!"

"I'm built for the sheets, cuz I'm lying in bed like a bear."

"Okay, you just said 'I got this one for daddy'. So, who is daddy in this scenario? And why is it you?"

"I feel like my general philosophy is if you do too many things not well, be good at a couple things. Don't be like mediocre at everything." / "Wow, did you come up with that all by yourself?" / "Yeah. No one's ever said that before."

"Do you see this face? This is the face of someone who's over your shit."

"And you bought this? Why?" / "'Cuz I wanna girlboss super hard this year."

"Do you guys love me yet?"

"NO, don't do that! There's electronics up there!"

"Now that we've badassed and we've girl bossed and you've continued to make a giant mess for no reason at all..."

"OH, THIS FEELS SO GROSS. I LOVE IT!"

"[NAME], I regret everything I've ever said about you."

"Is there another body part? Oh, no..."

"This is not the Cyberpunk future I was promised."

"Oh my god, I'm going to summon the god damn Dragonzord with this!"

"What if I made this my entire personality?"

"I've been mugged enough that I carry a pocketknife with me." / "No one's mugging you."

"Think of the disrespect if you stab someone with that. You steal their soul."

"You get laughed at while at the Ren Fair with this, I think."

"We can turn the lights on. I don't like to be in the dark with this."

"Holy ball sacks, that's huge!"

"I feel like I'm surrounded in a mountain of nonsense. And that's only slightly more nonsense than normal."

"I got a Bob's Big Boy; I got a ceremonial dagger which I can sacrifice a goat. I'm feeling good!"