[snaillesnaille]

streets and sodium lights

[3rabbit]

daughter (non-practicing)

[3rabbit]

sister (deadbeat)

[berrycobbler]

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

[shithowdy]

from a certain standpoint birdwatching is a sort of gacha

[shithowdy]

-reliant on RNG random encounters

-instills a deep sense of fomo

-seasonally-cycled releases

-becomes increasingly financially prohibitive the more you want to expand your list and/or document your encounters

-achieved goals sound meaningless to those not in the hobby

[shithowdy]

never give up!

[disgustinggf]

[flythesail]

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

[alice-is-a-mouse]

life feels like this

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[papayajuan2019]

april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool

[etiennelux]

i love when sibling characters are fucked up from the same event but in opposite ways

[konoko]

[axolotluv]

Please give us your data 🥺🥺🥺🥺 For the children 😢‼️ all of your legal information 🙏🙏 yes 🥺 your home address? 🥺 Your government issued ID 😢❓social security number and credit card details 🤗 immigration status ❓ racial religious and gender identity 😁😢😢😢⁉️ please 🥺 did you get an abortion this year 🥺 please give us your personal information 🥺🥺🥺🥺 for the children‼️‼️

[gokusclit]

Always thinking of this like they de-cuntified my girl

[aropride]

this was written 100 years ago but it reads like a post i would make on my tumblr blog in 2026

[ingydars]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

[manisthebastard]

for a second i thought you meant foundation like, a building foundation. not makeup

[cognitohazardous]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth are building something great and terrible on the edge of town

[omtai]

She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

[unaloid]

the lion does not concern herself with papa

[helenvaughans]

[itsmistybitch-deactivated202605]

These posts are sisters