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The Day is Finally Here: PWHL Hot Dogs a Year in Review

There are too many slides in the PowerPoint to post as images, so it has been converted to a pdf on Google Drive.

2025-2026 data.pdf

#sausage situation at pwhl stadiums #pwhl #hotdogs #hot dog

Sometimes when I have to do an annoying task, I entertain myself by pretending to be a scientist recording audio logs about how the mission to do this particular chore went horribly, horribly wrong. The kind that would be discovered by a player character next to my horribly mangled body. "Log entry 15, August 7th. There are dishes in the sink again. I don't know how long they've been there. Sarah and Professor Finch aren't responding to their walkie-talkies so I'm attempting to do them myself. There's some sort of residue on them. Organic, I believe, but I can't access the equipment to test for sure. Some of it got onto my hands. Thankfully, it seems to have washed off easily."

mirainikki

you are white before you are trans and i feel like some of y'all forget that

mirainikki

this post is proof that white people hate it when you tell them they hold privilege over people of color

cynids

PWHL PRIMER!!! GET HYPE!!!

Chat… I think we’re cooked

#pwhl #woho #hockey #women’s hockey #mark Walter

redstonedust

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

tea-and-hockey

Combine this with being too disabled to work, and my “big dream” is to have some mind numbing dead end office job where I just type numbers into spreadsheets, and live in a little one bedroom apartment in a mid rise apartment complex.

WE’RE NO LONGER THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE!! 🥳🥳🥳

#wpbl #boston hunters #wpbl boston

"FUJOSHI FISH" literally no, they want to mate with the fish that tops the gay bottom fish because it makes them dominant alphas unlike the fag bottom fish

Hey man, I was making a joke no need to get homophobic.

If you want to talk about “literally” and get down to how this works on an evolutionary level, you should know the whole “alpha male” thing has been debunked for decades. Even the man who coined the theory has backtracked and even apologized for the damage he has done to the field of biology. The study was done on a group of captive wolves, which means they functioned EXTREMELY differently than wild packs. I could talk about this at length but let’s move on to the main topic.

The male fish aren’t participating in homosexual behavior because they want to force the “fag” fish into submission. It’s to show off their sexual desirability to impress female fish and increase the odds of mating with one. They are showing that they are desirable partners and other fish want them. They’re making the female fish jealous and peacocking. They’re proving their virility to the female fish they are performing for.

I was making a joke about the female fish watching the male fish and finding it entertaining and exciting. Hence “fujoshi fish”.

This is just weird as fuck. Don’t come at me with some bullshit incorrect bigoted opinions.

#scarabposting #why am I talking about how and why fish fuck

placingglaciers

favorite wpbl side characters: the Loud As Heck Train and the Most Beautiful Sunset You Ever Seen

redstonedust

you're disabled? oh youre so brave, i could never imagine living like that! youre so strong for continuing to exist while disabled. it could never be me. i would seriously hate my life if i was in your position. yeah i straight up wouldn't want to be alive if that were me. have you thought about how i feel about your condition? how i wouldn't wanna be alive if i were in your shoes? im just saying. you're so brave.

This is a double win for me because my team won and the camera man showed a bunch of angry mascs on the heights…

#wpbl lb

BOSTON DID IT WE DID IT LETS GO

#wpbl lb #hunters lb

This is discrimination against Bostonians

#wpbl lb

Someone get me a bucket I’m gonna throw up

#wpbl lb #hunters lb