I am a huge Dissapointment™ @tonareindeer - Tumblr Blog

ghostkrow

Time to adopt a brother, @tonareindeer !!!

Bonus:

tonareindeer

Oh so it's Sibling showcasing time now innit

ghostkrow

*slams papers on floor*

INSPIRATION!!

I SUMMON THEE!!!

GIVE ME YOUR POWER OH MIGHTY ONES!!!!

*Fire and smoke raise from the burning pages on the floor, filling the room with the sounds of frustrated artists and creators.*

And a Deer, a creature beyond this world, steps on the dark wooden floor, and hands me... Him

Newt belongs to @tonareindeer my Beloved.

I hold the little creature with tears in my eyes and as I look up at the god, I sob

"I SHALL DROWN YOU IN ART ABOUT HIM AND YOU!!!"

and as I point a wobbling finger at the Deer, I say

"AND THAT IS A GOD DAMN FUCKING PROMISE"

tonareindeer

W H O M S T H A T H S U M M O N E D T H E A L M I G H T Y O N E

To deliver tis smol child

Bye, i'll be going now

#Newt babu is one quiet child

taralehning

big chunky dinosaurs

min-play

They’re so gender

dooblebugs

not enough fanart of your fav Character so you gotta do it yourself

ruubesz-draws

I haven’t seen Venom 2 yet, so I have NO IDEA what’s going to happen… This is so stupid idek why I drew this or even post it lol

NO SPOILERS PLEASE!!!

But I just hope the chickens play a prominent role in the movie :’) Chickens can kick butts, they are vicious creatures…

(Hope you get the reference)

*DO NOT REPOST MY ART*

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

decorative candles make me so fucking anxious

mickeyy-jkk

Please elaborate

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

look at these motherfuckers. i’m supposed to burn these fancy pancy objets d'art? after spending money on them??? their very existence embodies a transient state of ornamental impermanence that plummets my soul into the darkest depths of uneasy quivering suspense.

I’m expected to LIGHT THESE ON FIRE??????

in conclusion do not give me fancy candles as a gift. i cannot take the overwhelming psychological burden. i cannot live with the stress of forever wondering if and when i am expected to destroy them. i cannot live in peace with that decision hanging over my head every time I glance at my fucking coffee table. don’t heave that sin upon my shoulders, which already bend hunched with the weight of mine own crimes. the following photo induces only Anxiety and Utmost Grief

let me rest I pray you

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

that being said, this gif does somehow fill me with a profound sense of calm wellbeing

ghostkrow

Nothing to say, just that @tonareindeer and I are now Online Siblings.

I shall ✨ P R O T E C C ✨ them now. And bully them. Like all siblings do.

tonareindeer

I have so many annoying nieces and nephews that you're like a baby, little brother

Have a great day :)

stuckinabucket-deactivated20140

Behold, birds who have lost the ability to can!

Just kidding, guys. These birds are just trolling the hell out of ants. I really, really wanted to show you this clip of a Galapagos finch or something harassing the shit out of formica ants and then being all “Yes, yes, bathe me in your fury! Your chemical defenses are now my own! Mwahahahaha!”, but the closest thing I could find is this video of David Attenborough pissing off some wood ants. It was basically like that, only instead of an Englishman with a stick, it was a bird stomping around with its wings spread just being an absolute asshole about everything.

This behavior is actually called anting, and there are two types of anting that birds can engage in. One is just anting, where birds will rub ants all over themselves to get that precious, precious formic acid all up in their feathers. They’ll also do it with mothballs, cigarette butts, and certain sorts of beetles and millipedes. The other one is passive anting, where a particularly lazy bird will find an anthill and just flop down on it with all their feathers spread and puffed and annoy the ants until they hop to and try to make them leave, at which point the bird rubs its wings together and goes “Yeeeeeess.”

They do this to get rid of external parasites, because external parasites are annoying. Ant-eating birds who do this are getting a two-for deal out of it, because they get the ants to empty their acid sacs in a beneficial location (the bird’s feathers) and then get to eat them without having to deal with the acid in their crops, so it’s basically like if your bug-spray or deoderant came in a bacon bottle.

Formica ants get the brunt of this, because they’re super-common and quite frequently spray the acid instead of trying to inject it, so the bird can get itself doused and then preen it into its feathers. Considering the spraying of acid is like the ant way of saying “Oh my god go away you dickhead I hate you we all hate you why are you still here jesus christ what is wrong with you,” we can be reasonably sure that they’re not super-thrilled by this bird behavior. Since the birds keep doing it, we can be reasonably sure that they don’t care about the ants’ feelings.