toni

5.22.18❤️🥀

[jugandbettsdetectiveagency]

guys… I don’t know if you know this but… if you wake up early… there’s so many more hours in the day

[notreallysureofanything]

But at what cost

[toniisonfire]

I officially have the best boyfriend in the entire universe 💗💎

[honeybottledrip]

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life

[lopmon]

[fusrodrawblog-blog]

[memorijal]

sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

[earthdad]

when you’re just having one of those days

[saber-chan]

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

[jump-spark]

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

[earthdad]

when someone really cute calls you cute first

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being adult is having the “We have food at home” talk with yourself

[just-shower-thoughts]

Feeling a crunch in a non-crunchy food is one of the most terrifying experiences you can have while eating

[foster-the-morning-deactivated2]

i love people who get excited about stars

[teenagerposts]

[itooru-deactivated20170702]

reblog if you dont scream at 5am

trying to prove a point to birds

[the-sky-traveler]

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone.  i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

[anonymous-bosch]

“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”

[askragtatter]

So, a while back, I was using clicker-training to teach my cat Taz tricks. She learned very quickly and it was a good experience all around, but we had to hide the clicker.

Taz had learned that the clicker meant she got treats. So she would find it, carry it up to people, step on it to make it click, and then SCREAM AT THEM to give her the treats she was clearly owed because the clicker had made a sound.

[jinxtimesinfinity-deactivated20]

Cats

[wandering-tangents]

Pavlov is rolling over laughing in his grave.

[mariofartwii]

if someone ever asks to summarize 2010 up in one picture, just show them this

[just-shower-thoughts]

Depression and anxiety is like being in an abusive relationship with yourself.