stark

anthony edward stark. they used to call me iron man. well, you can take away the suit, but you can't take away iron man. the suit and i are one. i am iron man. this is an rp blog.

[tony-fscking-stark]

Hello, boys and girls, I've got more booze.

[commqnder-rogers]

As good an idea as that may sound, I doubt the guards would be too pleased if I started using the walls as a canvas.

[tony-fscking-stark]

Well, I mean. No one has to know. Channel your inner Banksy or something.

[commqnder-rogers]

A blank notebook and some pencils would be just great…

It has been a while since I’ve had time to draw.

[tony-fscking-stark]

You don't need paper. Or a pencil. Walls are perfectly acceptable writing--or drawing--surfaces.

Call it performance art or something like that.

[katebishop-hawkeye-blog]

What the heck happened to your face?

[tony-fscking-stark]

I was licked by kittens. A kitten.

A kitten named Moonshine with sharp claws and teeth. I didn't know raising pets was this hard. Aren't cats supposed to be like, self-sufficient or something?

[oh-darcylewis-deactivated201409]

I might just regret this, but who gives a shit.

Who’s there?

[tony-fscking-stark]

Orange. 

[tony-fscking-stark]

You know, maybe I just need a new hobby. Knock knock.

[thiscostumelackspockets-deactiv]

I was having a nice nap

in my comfy room on my nice cool blankets…

Too bad it was so rudely interrupted by someone having very loud sex somewhere in one of the rooms on the other side of the hall.

[tony-fscking-stark]

Some people have all the luck. 

[katebishop-hawkeye-blog]

I know he thinks you’re fine and stuff, but does he know how to wind you up? Dance party, woot woot!

[tony-fscking-stark]

Hey, cool, dance party. 

[joshua-ryantalks]

If I can say nothing else, at least you know what you want.

Is that really how you ask out women?

[tony-fscking-stark]

Sometimes. Most of the time I just look at them and smile and that's all, folks.

[deluccccca]

Hello there yourself. So you’re having an issue?

[tony-fscking-stark]

Yes. Issue. Terrible issue. In my pants. Only you can save me. 

[engineerfitz]

Does tha’ ever work?

[tony-fscking-stark]

It does, I've got the data to back it up and everything. 

[natalia-alianovna]

So that’s a yes?  You do want to die?  My codename isn’t meaningless, Stark.

[tony-fscking-stark]

Is this a trick question? This feels like a trick question.

[deluccccca]

[tony-fscking-stark]

Hel-lo there. 

[natalia-alianovna]

Are you volunteering to die, Mr. Stark?

[tony-fscking-stark]

This does not eliminate the possibility of sex, though.

[thebestshehulk-blog]

I agree, this is the start of a beautiful friendship~

[tony-fscking-stark]

Yes. Yes it is. First round of new booze when I get that new still up and running is going to you.

[thebestshehulk-blog]

Why Mr. Stark. 

Why aren’t we better friends?

[tony-fscking-stark]

I don't know, but we should remedy this situation.

[thebestshehulk-blog]

There you have it. I might know some guys interested if that is your thing. 

[tony-fscking-stark]

I'm listening.

When I say equal opportunity, I do mean equal opportunity.