the Da Vinci of our time

Me? Oh, I like long walks on the beach, a fine glass of scotch, rock music, and taking apart hot rods. Did I forget something? --- Oh, right. I'm Tony Stark; genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist and owner of Stark Industries - if you do not know who I am, you probably live in a cave or under a rock in another dimension. I'm fluent in sarcasm, and I'm obviously the coolest one in our little boy band, which we're calling The Avengers. Apparently, I'm volatile, self-centered, and don't play well with others. That may or may not be true, but I'm going to be real funsies here and leave it up to you to find out. Also, don't hand me things. Ever. It's a peeve. // indie rp. i track "tonyforpresident" so just tag me and we can rp and love each other

[tonyforpresident]

Monday, or as I like to call it Shitday.

It's time for coffee, I believe.

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[themortissirenis-deactivated201]

She kissed him deeply, straddling his hips and pushing her body against his. Oh, he was good. His mouth tasted sweet, and the lump in his pants was more than impressive. Her heart began to race silently as her breath quickened, entwining her tongue with Tony’s.

[tonyforpresident]

Tony battled her tongue for dominance, then pulled back, dirty smirk on his face as he shamelessly started groping her breasts, ducking his head to press a trail of kisses on her throat, leaving a few hickeys here and there.

[tonyforpresident]

I swear to god, if one more fuckin' kid rings the bell, murder will be committed tonight.

[tonyforpresident]

It's only Wednesday and I'm already itching for the week to be over.

Plus, I tripped over one of Barton's stupid toys and now my ass hurts.

[ghostriderjohnnyblaze-deactivat]

"God damn it. My M!A's over. "

”That was fun while it lasted. What now exactly? Tony. Come out now.”

[tonyforpresident]

"Finally."

[iron-engineer-deactivated201301]

He chuckled at his reasoning. “I answer to Fury, and I don’t even do that half of the time. Have you finally gotten a hold of Pepper to help with your, dilemma?”

[tonyforpresident]

Tony  raised his eyebrow, then smiled, looking pleased. "That's good, cloney Tony. But if you really want to be me, never listen to the Cyclops. Never listen to him, and never ever ever ever look him in the eye." Pursing his lips a little, he grimaced, then glanced down at his crotch. "Yeah, but.. Y'know. It's still sort of a problem."

[tonyforpresident]

Good evening Mr Stark. I hope you are well. My name is Ororo Munroe, I run Xavier's School for The Gifted, perhaps you've heard of us?

Oh boy. The mutant school? Yeah, I've heard of you alright..

Nice to meet you, Orororo- okay, let me stick to with Miss Munroe. 

[pepperpottts]

“Or that.” Pepper said with a laugh before feeling his member against her hand. She undid his pants and slide them down along with his boxers. 

[tonyforpresident]

Tony moaned, bringing his face up to hers again and jutting out his lower lip. "Five hours, Pepp," he groaned dramatically, before kissing her. 

[pepperpottts]

She pressed her chest against his hands as she ran her hands down his back.

[tonyforpresident]

Tony arched his back lightly, then grinned, impatiently fiddling with the buttons of her blouse before tearing away carelessly. “I’ll buy you a new one,” he mumbled, moving his lips down to leave a few hickeys on her neck. “A better one. Without buttons.”

[pepperpottts]

Pepper rolled her eyes with a smile on her face as she tilts her head to the side. ‘Why so it’s easier access for you?”

[tonyforpresident]

"No, so my pretty floor doesn't get littered by your buttons," Tony replied, licking a slick line up to her ear to nibble at the lobe, while he unclasped her bra and slid it off. He used one hand to guide hers to his pants, the other to massage her breasts.

[iron-engineer-deactivated201301]

“It was SHIELD, need I say more? I can’t sass you? Why not? I have to pretend to be you, isn’t that what you do best?”

“Although, the five-hour part does seem a bit… Unbearable.”

[tonyforpresident]

"Why not? Because I say so, and you're my clone, which means you do what I say. That's why."

"Unbearable.. Yup. Unless there's people willing to help take care of business. "

[pepperpottts]

She pressed her chest against his hands as she ran her hands down his back.

[tonyforpresident]

Tony arched his back lightly, then grinned, impatiently fiddling with the buttons of her blouse before tearing away carelessly. "I'll buy you a new one," he mumbled, moving his lips down to leave a few hickeys on her neck. "A better one. Without buttons."

[iron-engineer-deactivated201301]

“Well, uh. For starters, I’m a clone, not a mirror.”

“I still don’t see how a five-hour erection is that important.”

[tonyforpresident]

"Well, uhhhhhhhhh. You're a clone. And, despite the fact that I don't know why or who cloned you, that means I'm superior to you and you don't get to sass me."

"Oh, well, I'd love to see you try having one of those."

[pepperpottts]

Pepper kissed him back as she moved her hips with his. “Tony.” She moaned into his mouth.

[tonyforpresident]

He let his hands wander down her sides, then cupped her breasts through her blouse, massaging softly as he nibbled on her lip.

[pepperpottts]

“I believe you do.” She wrapped her arms around his neck. 

[tonyforpresident]

Tony pressed his lips against hers, grinding himself against her needily and kissing her.

[tonyforpresident]

ghostriderjohnnyblaze said: (( WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE PEPPER? ))

(It’s a five hour boner. IT CAN BE ANYONE.) 

[ghostriderjohnnyblaze-deactivat]

((COME AT ME BRO. ))

[tonyforpresident]

(CUMMMMMMMIN' ATCHU BRO see what i did there ehehe

)))))

[tonyforpresident]

pepperpottts said: Tony, what’s wrong?

I sort of suffer from this illness where you have a boner. For five hours.

[pepperpottts]

And i’m guessing you want me to help you get rid of it? [she smirks lightly]

[tonyforpresident]

"I pay you to help me out, right?" Tony asked, arching an eyebrow and pulling her close.

[tonyforpresident]

iron-engineer said: Tony, that is most definitely not important.

Um, yeah. Yeah it is. This is a five ho- Woooow. Wait a second. Why do you look like me?

Oh God. Jarvis, tell me I'm not hallucinating and talking to the mirror again.