FUTURIST UNLIMITED

WRITING BLOG FOR TONY STARK @ UNITEDWESTAND.

[tonyrockstark]

pm

[pepinherstep]

Yeah okay. 

I didn’t birth a computer! We should just look at the security footage to see if we dosed her. Here’s the plan. We meet in the sitting room that doesn’t have doors. That way we are forced to at least try and behave and be good parents until we are sure we didn’t dose our kid. After that all bets are off.

[tonyrockstark]

Yeah okay that... makes sense. I knew that. I was just testing to see if you could come up with a clever solution. And by the way, no doors wouldn't deter me? But if you're embarrassed, then okay.

[grantsattler]

Pepperony Week ⇨ Injury/Hurt

Pepper’s first thought isn’t that awkward dance with her boss or the almost-kiss on that rooftop. It’s when she thought she’d lost him forever. insp by (x)

[tonyrockstark]

pm

[pepinherstep]

That’s a first. Go you. 

I’m assuming you mean her surveillance. Are we doing this before or after the bedroom?

[tonyrockstark]

Please, I am mostly sober most of the time.

No I literally meant her head. Listen, if we go to the bedroom there's gonna be sex, so the real question is do we want to be responsible parents now or later?

[tonyrockstark]

pm

[pepinherstep]

The way I see it we have two options. One: We wake her up like good parents even though we know she’s breathing and even has a cute little snore going on. Two: Find our way back to the bedroom and try this sober.

[tonyrockstark]

I'm completely sober.

We could try to find a way to hack into her harddrive and look for signs of tampering. 

[tonyrockstark]

pm

[pepinherstep]

Not good… 

[tonyrockstark]

There wasn't a chapter about this on Dude You're Going To Be A Dad.

[tonyrockstark]

pm

[pepinherstep]

What? No. I don’t think… No she was totally sleeping before too. We didn’t do that. She’s just tired.

Should I wake her up to make sure?

[tonyrockstark]

What would be the odds of her falling asleep again if we woke her up?

[tonyrockstark]

pm

[pepinherstep]

Either way we are the worst parents on the planet. At least she’s still napping.

[tonyrockstark]

You don't think we drugged her then, right? That would be stupid.

[tonyrockstark]

pm

[pepinherstep]

If anyone asks I’m just saying you drugged me.

[tonyrockstark]

I would never, unless I was already drugged. 

[pepinherstep]

[tonyrockstark]

Well, obviously we had fun.

[tonyrockstark]

[edwardrockbells]

Top 20 Characters (as voted by my followers) → #12 (2/2): Tony Stark

"Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."

[pepinherstep]

But… I haven’t shown you how to give her her medicine.

[tonyrockstark]

Oh, wow, that's a real real real problem.

Assuming you don't trust the instructions manual and/or my capacity to read it and perform simple tasks, I was thinking you could possibly just show me? I'm a quick study.

[pepinherstep]

She’s sick. I can’t leave her.

[tonyrockstark]

You won't leave her, that's too harsh.

You're trusting her to the perfectly capable hands of someone who was planning on spending the night awake anyway while you go have some sleep.

[pepinherstep]

Two hours in a row. That is the most we have slept at a time. 

[tonyrockstark]

Two hours?

Honey, you should let me take the night shift.

[pepinherstep]

It had to be you II Tony & Pepper

Pepper finds Tony’s list. She goes to talk to him about it, ending in forgiveness and showing her her suit. 

[pepinherstep]

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[padmesbox]

-Weird?

-No, it’s not weird…

[tonyrockstark]

PM

[pepinherstep]

You’re a suck up, and I love you.

Uh huh. Tell me how is the ibuprofen search going?

[tonyrockstark]

I love you too. I'm just good at being romantic at times.

Very well, I already got it. Along with some other things.