Tony Stark ✓

Stark Industries CEO. Coolest Avenger.

[tonystark-anonarchive]

Moved to @tonystark-anon

[tonystark-anonarchive]

i have the fattest nastiest crush on you.

no shame.

that’s all, have a nice one cheers

Can't say I haven't heard this one before. I'll applaud your boldness, how's that?

[ravonna-lexus-renslayer]

how can a person say 'no shame' and then send the ask anonymously?

sounds like there's a bit of shame methinks

[tonystark-anonarchive]

Hey. We've never met but I'm inclined to agree.

[ravonna-lexus-renslayer]

Judge Renslayer, but my friends call me Von *she extends a hand to shake*

[tonystark-anonarchive]

"There's not a 'Von' anywhere in 'Renslayer'." Tony shook her hand. "You in law or something?"

[ravonna-lexus-renslayer]

"there is in Ravonna, which is my first name"

"yeah I'm in law" she chuckles "was it the judge title that gave it away?"

[tonystark-anonarchive]

"Something like that." Tony grinned. "Bet you have interesting days."

[ravonna-lexus-renslayer]

"oh you have no idea. even aside from all the courtroom mess"

[tonystark-anonarchive]

"Hopefully this is the only context I'll ever have to see you in, then. Court's always a nightmare."

[ravonna-lexus-renslayer]

"I'm sure you never had to worry too much about it. a man with your money can afford the priceless lawyers"

[tonystark-anonarchive]

"On the contrary, Judge von Judy. You know how hard it is to convince people I'm not a human version of a bomb?"

[redxinmyledger]

Starter for @tonystark-anon

The sun was long gone by the time Natasha Romanoff returned to Avengers Tower. She was sore and tired, covered in cuts and bruises from her latest mission. On nights like this, it was customary for the Black Widow to have a hot bath and crawl into bed. But not tonight.

Tonight, she couldn’t stand the thought of being alone. And she needed a drink, a stiff one. She was a little worried about the pain in her side, and wouldn’t be surprised if she had a few bruised ribs. As much as she hated to admit it, she needed help. Not the medbay, or a doctor. She would rather take her chances than have some person in a white coat poking and prodding at her, asking all those ridiculous questions.

But she knew someone who wouldn’t. Someone she trusted. Tony Stark. He would be able to patch her up, and he had good, hard liquor too. She didn’t bother to knock as she entered his workshop, punching in the code with some difficulty and holding her side with her free hand. “Stark? Got a minute?”

[tonystark-anonarchive]

Luckily, Natasha had caught him on a day where Tony'd decided to forgo his earplugs. He was catching up that evening - logging and sorting project trackers, calibrating stray pieces of armor. A rare lull in the endless clanging around in the workshop. He glanced up from his spot behind his workbench, swiping away the holographic screen as Natasha's face came into view.

"For you, Widow? Always." He tilted his head, surveying her state. "You look pretty banged up." He rose, stepping around the bench. "What's up with that?"

[tonystark-anonarchive]

i have the fattest nastiest crush on you.

no shame.

that’s all, have a nice one cheers

Can't say I haven't heard this one before. I'll applaud your boldness, how's that?

[ravonna-lexus-renslayer]

how can a person say 'no shame' and then send the ask anonymously?

sounds like there's a bit of shame methinks

[tonystark-anonarchive]

Hey. We've never met but I'm inclined to agree.

[ravonna-lexus-renslayer]

Judge Renslayer, but my friends call me Von *she extends a hand to shake*

[tonystark-anonarchive]

"There's not a 'Von' anywhere in 'Renslayer'." Tony shook her hand. "You in law or something?"

[ravonna-lexus-renslayer]

"there is in Ravonna, which is my first name"

"yeah I'm in law" she chuckles "was it the judge title that gave it away?"

[tonystark-anonarchive]

"Something like that." Tony grinned. "Bet you have interesting days."

[ravonna-lexus-renslayer]

"oh you have no idea. even aside from all the courtroom mess"

[tonystark-anonarchive]

"Hopefully this is the only context I'll ever have to see you in, then. Court's always a nightmare."

[tonystark-anonarchive]

all you need to know is iready is NOT geared towards autistic people so you should buy it or bankrupt it or something. magic rich people powers. i wouldn't know

If you say so. There's my good deed done for the day.

[tonystark-anonarchive]

i have the fattest nastiest crush on you.

no shame.

that’s all, have a nice one cheers

Can't say I haven't heard this one before. I'll applaud your boldness, how's that?

[ravonna-lexus-renslayer]

how can a person say 'no shame' and then send the ask anonymously?

sounds like there's a bit of shame methinks

[tonystark-anonarchive]

Hey. We've never met but I'm inclined to agree.

[ravonna-lexus-renslayer]

Judge Renslayer, but my friends call me Von *she extends a hand to shake*

[tonystark-anonarchive]

"There's not a 'Von' anywhere in 'Renslayer'." Tony shook her hand. "You in law or something?"

[ravonna-lexus-renslayer]

"there is in Ravonna, which is my first name"

"yeah I'm in law" she chuckles "was it the judge title that gave it away?"

[tonystark-anonarchive]

"Something like that." Tony grinned. "Bet you have interesting days."

[tonystark-anonarchive]

i have the fattest nastiest crush on you.

no shame.

that’s all, have a nice one cheers

Can't say I haven't heard this one before. I'll applaud your boldness, how's that?

[ravonna-lexus-renslayer]

how can a person say 'no shame' and then send the ask anonymously?

sounds like there's a bit of shame methinks

[tonystark-anonarchive]

Hey. We've never met but I'm inclined to agree.

[ravonna-lexus-renslayer]

Judge Renslayer, but my friends call me Von *she extends a hand to shake*

[tonystark-anonarchive]

"There's not a 'Von' anywhere in 'Renslayer'." Tony shook her hand. "You in law or something?"

[tonystark-anonarchive]

i have the fattest nastiest crush on you.

no shame.

that’s all, have a nice one cheers

Can't say I haven't heard this one before. I'll applaud your boldness, how's that?

[ravonna-lexus-renslayer]

how can a person say 'no shame' and then send the ask anonymously?

sounds like there's a bit of shame methinks

[tonystark-anonarchive]

Hey. We've never met but I'm inclined to agree.

[officialscarletwitch]

Hi neighbor! Have a nice day.

[tonystark-anonarchive]

Hey.

[starloving-186]

ask game!

making an ask game purely out of boredom

if you had to dye your hair, what colour would you pick?

in an emergency, who would you call?

favourite scent and why?

who is a role model in your life, real or fictional?

three people you wish you could meet?

would you rather be permanently moving/on the road, or live in the same place for your whole life?

describe a dream you had recently

favourite accessory you own?

how would you survive an apocalypse or at least attempt to?

dream pet?

song you listened to in childhood?

how do you show affection (this can be platonic or romantic)?

favourite film?

piece of media that left a lasting impact on you?

any “paranormal” or unexplainable experiences?

favourite type of chocolate?

drink of choice?

a compliment you’ve received?

best gift you’ve gotten?

dream car?

describe a nightmare you’ve had?

favourite time of day/night?

a hobby you tried but didn’t stick with?

movie or tv show you want to watch?

dream room?

share one outlook you have on life?

a favourite lyric?

favourite way to spend time alone?

share an adventure you went on?

what are your opinions on the person asking?

[tonystark-anonarchive]

i have the fattest nastiest crush on you.

no shame.

that’s all, have a nice one cheers

Can't say I haven't heard this one before. I'll applaud your boldness, how's that?

[tonystark-anonarchive]

PLEASE buy iready mr stark please its pissing me off

I would, if I genuinely had any idea what you were talking about.

[captainamerica-anon]

How do you feel about LED lights for the kitchen? - @tonystark-anon

What's a LED. Like the poisoning?

[tonystark-anonarchive]

I can’t keep explaining this to you. They’re just lights. Harmless lights. Figured they’d come in handy because the kid keeps trying to make food in the dark.

[tatturmemes]

//OOC: PSA

Doesn’t matter if we’ve never interacted, if we’ve interacted once, or a BILLION times. Doesn’t matter if we have zero threads or FIVE BILLION. 

ALWAYS feel free to spam my ask box with in character asks, questions, or starters. 

ALWAYS feel free to spam my inbox with ask box memes!

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in memes.

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in quizzes. 

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in posts you want me to see!

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in posts that remind you of me/my muse.

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in stuff, period! 

ALWAYS feel free to start an interaction with my muse!

ALWAYS feel free to suggest a plot for our muses. 

ALWAYS feel free to send me an OOC message in DMs or in Asks.

I LOVE that stuff. YOU’RE NOT BEING ANNOYING. IT MAKES MY DAY. Talk to me! I love it! :D 

[the-frozen-patriot]

Hello? - @tonystark-anon

Hm?

[tonystark-anonarchive]

Rogers? Rogers variant?

[tonystark-anonarchive]

Assumption: If we ever retired, you’d get me that damn dog.

I’d get you ten damn dogs.

[captainamerica-anon]

important question

would you or would you not own a golden retriever 🤔

cause you seem very golden retriever coded

Hey! I’m not sure Tony and I could look after a dog, our lives are chaotic as is. But I’ve always wanted one.

I wonder if I can ask as a christmas present, or get the kid on board…

And.. thank you? I think? I’m not sure what that means.

[tonystark-anonarchive]

As white-picket-fence, tomato-garden domestic as that would be, I’m not willing to risk one running around the tower and getting in the lab. Cute thought, though. Something for you to entertain yourself with.