steve rogers

Captain America | est. 1918 | Brooklyn, NY

[captainamerica-anon]

Captain America || Steve Rogers

Whether you know me from the museum, your highschool gymnasium, or saying hi on the street, I’m here if you need anything. No issue is too big or too small - seriously, I mean it. Aliens were a wake up call and a half.

Making sense of this new century with the help of my friends, The Avengers.

Lucky to have @tonystark-anon by my side as my life partner. Looking out for @peterparkeranon together, though he can more than hold his own - the kid’s from Queens.

If you get a concerning message, lesson, or teaching from @deadpool-anon, please let me know.

Minors DNI ! Handler is 18+

[captainamerica-anon]

hello monsieur america it is i tony stark of iron man industries how is your very american day

… is this one of those situations where Tones has been replaced by an alien? @tonystark-anon answer your phone.

[tonystark-anonarchive]

i have the fattest nastiest crush on you.

no shame.

that’s all, have a nice one cheers

Can't say I haven't heard this one before. I'll applaud your boldness, how's that?

[captainamerica-anon]

It’s bold alright. Did subtlety die while I was under? Not that I can blame them.

[captainamerica-anon]

How do you feel about LED lights for the kitchen? - @tonystark-anon

What's a LED. Like the poisoning?

[peterparkeranon]

(( please do not come on this page and attempt to infantilize this character. and please mind me when i let you know you are.

[captainamerica-anon]

23, 24 from the numbers ask thing - @viktorvolov

23 - Record or CD player?

Record player, all the way. The sound’s richer and I like that it forces you to full appreciate an album in it’s entirety instead of picking through songs.

24 - Do you believe in any conspiracy theories?

Well, some of them are true, Vik. I’m a good percentage of the truth behind those conspiracies. But I’ve seen some ones about tap water…? That’s definitely wrong.

Seriously. They think water is making us gay. It’s hysterical.

[viktorvolov]

Right, forgot who I was talking to.. I can’t believe all that shit about you is actually true. Could’ve fooled me.

The only thing dangerous about American tap water is the quality.

[captainamerica-anon]

Hey, not all of it. I think that museum might be the biggest crock of bologne in the entire state. But yeah, the stories are mostly true.

And do you want better water? I can head out and get you filtered or mineral :).

[captainamerica-anon]

23, 24 from the numbers ask thing - @viktorvolov

23 - Record or CD player?

Record player, all the way. The sound’s richer and I like that it forces you to full appreciate an album in it’s entirety instead of picking through songs.

24 - Do you believe in any conspiracy theories?

Well, some of them are true, Vik. I’m a good percentage of the truth behind those conspiracies. But I’ve seen some ones about tap water…? That’s definitely wrong.

Seriously. They think water is making us gay. It’s hysterical.

[viktorvolov]

(( reblog/like post for a starter ask !

[viktorvolov]

THE SIREN ; THE SAINT

marvel oc rp blog || multi-ship || MUSE INFO || asks open || dms open

❝ Viktor Volov is a thrill-chasing ballerina. An ex-spy from the Red Room, he is a mastery of archery and precision sport with more than shaky self confidence. After numerous forced kills and political assassinations, his defection ended up smashing his trust in institution and in himself. Vik no longer wants to make decisions for himself or for anyone, and lives his life searching for the next adrenaline rush to keep the guilt from weighing. Since leaving the Red Room, he’s found freelance work as a hired hunter, and more recently, Tony Stark’s personal assistant. ❞

// mun is 20+ // MDNI //

[viktorvolov]

tagging some people from my other rp accounts:

@falconanon @emiliakane @april-barnes @captainamerica-anon @deadpool-anon @peterparkeranon @tonystark-anon

[tonystark-anonarchive]

Assumption: If we ever retired, you’d get me that damn dog.

I’d get you ten damn dogs.

[captainamerica-anon]

Ten? We’re gonna need a big backyard. If only I was with the type of guy that tends to buy me the thing I want, ten times bigger.

[captainamerica-anon]

important question

would you or would you not own a golden retriever 🤔

cause you seem very golden retriever coded

Hey! I’m not sure Tony and I could look after a dog, our lives are chaotic as is. But I’ve always wanted one.

I wonder if I can ask as a christmas present, or get the kid on board…

And.. thank you? I think? I’m not sure what that means.

[captainamerica-anon]

you love the spider-man at delmar's?? (please)

Yeah, it’s a good sandwich. I swear they changed it this week, though? Regardless, Spider-Man deserves the shoutout. He does a lot more for this city than anyone realises or can rationalise. I’m proud to call him my friend.

[peterparkeranon]

soooo true captain 🫡 hey everyone should probably listen to you about that right

and i really have no control over the sandwich thing i've tried

[captainamerica-anon]

They should listen to me about you, I agree. You’re a good kid. And I get it - you should see the amount of horrendous merch they’ve attached me to over the years.

[captainamerica-anon]

You hate your helmet.

Seeing as I quite like having a head, the helmet seems important.

[tonystark-anonarchive]

You don't need it. Get rid of it.

[captainamerica-anon]

You think? Well, if my designer says so…

[tonystark-anonarchive]

🍁what’s been the best moment of your life so far, tony?

- ( @captainamerica-anon )

Creating the world's first building run entirely on self-sustaining clean energy. Gotta be way up there among the casino nights and expos. Finally redesigning your fuckass suit's a close second, though.

[captainamerica-anon]

The suit comes above everything else you’ve done? I’m honoured, doll. And hell, people should talk about the first point more. You’re something else.

[captainamerica-anon]

you love the spider-man at delmar's?? (please)

Yeah, it’s a good sandwich. I swear they changed it this week, though? Regardless, Spider-Man deserves the shoutout. He does a lot more for this city than anyone realises or can rationalise. I’m proud to call him my friend.

[captainamerica-anon]

You punched Hitler in the face 19 times.

20, in a stage production. It was obscene.

[captainamerica-anon]

You hate your helmet.

Seeing as I quite like having a head, the helmet seems important.