Tony Loves Tortellini

Bro, idk https://linktr.ee/Tonythmfb

[hieroph1li4c]

treating myself except the treat is Marble Hornets

[troywagner]

Advice for future drivers?

For the fucking love of god use your turn signal

[timwrightsrighthook]

Can't get over Brian watching his two socially awkward friends interact for the first time with literal heart eyes

[kelseyfun]

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

[tonythmfb]

I'm at the point in getting my degree where when I see a tour happening on campus I start audibly mumbling "don't go to college" to the poor little high school juniors that have no idea what they're getting into

[tonythmfb]

Everybody dies, everybody poops, and most people fuck

so really what's the point

[tonythmfb]

how it feels to be a half-caster in a party of almost all full-casters

[tonythmfb]

I'm taking a math elective that is typically aimed at mid-level education majors right now and, wow, you can tell the professor isn't used to people that DO MATH

like I do most of the simple computations in my head or on paper and she's always a little surprised. Most of my math classes since middle school haven't permitted me to use a calculator, I've grown a distaste for it in algebra, typing it in and checking that I didn't make a mistake takes longer that just doing it

[tonythmfb]

Playing a fey creature in D&D purely because I'm the type of transgender that collects names

[tonythmfb]

Vork was the only real one in the guild bro idk how he put up with them

[tonythmfb]

It comes to be coughing season and everyone acts surprised that I'm coughing a lot and sometimes I cough so hard I have to lean on a wall and they ask me things like "are you sick?" like this doesn't happen every year during coughing season

[tonythmfb]

Some alt right people are very interesting to me because, at a glance, my father and I share similar views on a lot of issues,

But I think the root cause is capitalism, corporate greed, and corrupt governments, and he thinks it's because of modern medicine and black people

[tonythmfb]

the thing that hurts the most about loving shows of the yesteryears is the prices.

was watching Buffy today,

$0.89 for a soda,

it hurt me

[tonythmfb]

I hate when a thrifting poser tries to say some shit to me

"This place is really expensive for thrift, I could get better prices at goodwill."

DONT CARE, they donate to animal shelters and have great sales. I got a name brand jacket here for $2.50, maybe you just aren't pure of heart like me.

[tonythmfb]

I hate neurotypicals because they'll describe to you the most infuriatingly poor communication style and then just look at you expectantly like you're supposed to agree with them

[tonythmfb]

I forget that not everyone that watches South Park is a mega-woke existential absurdist that reads Durang and Beckett and some people like it because 'haha that's a bad thing to say/do'

[tonythmfb]

College is like "yeah, I know you have about one billion hours of homework every week, but you should really also try to maintain a good social life and also maybe get a job oh and don't forget to be active in at least two student organizations: one for fun and one related to your major so you can put it on your resume."