For I Am A Sinner In The Hands Of An Angry God

Used to be @.CreatureFeatureCommando

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//Im going to redo this blog sometime after work to try to make it my new main but

My main blog was terminated for "targeted harassment" and that blog was creaturefeaturecommando so if you were a mutual follow me here //

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Blessed with a brother who will pluck my random chin hairs for me

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Not Bright being the same age as my baby brother. I'm now imagining my baby brother being in charge of an entire base and commanding some younger teenagers and im crying

I shouldn't drink while watching this show. They're babies god damn it. Got me feeling maternal and shit.

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My brother showed me a Chamuro and Charma compilation and went "This show gets very gay" to get me to watch this.

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Taking a drink every time they say "Char" or "Amuro" and my beer is almost gone and we are only 7 minutes in

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I thought my brother was joking when he said that they have 5 year olds clocking in and working in Mobile Suit Gundam

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Romancing Lae'zel with my succubus Tav who I've modded to have big titties and I think Lae'Zel would just love big titties. I'm a firm believer that Githyanki shouldn't have titties, and while she still thinks non Githyanki look weird, she absolutely loves titties. She loves kneading them, bouncing them, squeezing them. And then when she finds out you can even suck on them, she's over the moon.

Betraying Vlaakith is worth it as long as she gets to play with titties.

My Tav for reference

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Fucking hate Ricky Smiley because he's saying things that "men shouldn't do"

Apparently men aren't supposed own cats, they're not allowed to dress cats if they do own them and they're not allowed to own keychains

Toxic masculinity amongst black men is a poison because what do you mean men can't own a pet or have keychains ????

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I spent my birthday getting drunk and watching Buffet Infinity and Righteous Gemstones with my brother, what a great way to turn 24.

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You ever notice how quiet it is when you do a gameplay where Astarion is dead ? I killed him in this gameplay and all I can hear is birds chirping now

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I don't want a Baldur's Gate 4 because they're just gonna try to force Astarion into it somehow and I've had enough of his ass

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Here's a fun Batkid OC idea, have your kid be one of the kids Bruce rescued from the Sewer King because I firmly believe that he would have adopted all of those babies if could but Alfred said "Master Bruce, you cannot adopt 15 children, I know you want to, but you would not have the time, patience or energy to look after all of them" but in all honesty, he would probably let him have 2 or 3 of them.

Edit: There were actually like 20 of those kids, Sewer King should've bit concrete

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I've been getting that Metal Family clip on my fyp where Glam takes risperidone and the comments are all like "Omg I need to get on that immediately" like it's some miracle drug now.

I've been on mine for about five months now and like it's not gonna make you like Glam and make you instantly happy and smiley and calm and optimistic.

I feel like I had to say that. Medicine is different for everybody, but it's weird seeing people say "I have to get on that !" because of what they see from a cartoon character. There's also the possibility that Glam isn't solely on risperidone and could be taking other medications with it.

Point is, talk to your medical provider, get their suggestion, and don't immediately think that risperidone is gonna cure you, because if it doesn't work for you, it's gonna suck. Plus there's also a chance of getting the side effect where you start leaking breast milk out your titties.

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Biosphere fanfic with Wyll and Gale. Walk with me.

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...should I draw Jeff the killer again..

Creepypasta might genuinely be the only fandom that hasn't made me wanna kms so far 🫩 and thats probably cuz we're living off fanart and tiktoks rn lmao.

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4 minutes and 12 seconds into the 4th movie and I already want these assholes to die

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"The emo guy in final destination 3 is so dreamy 😍😍"

Yeah, taking a nail gun to some pigeons is so hot 😒