Jasper

my blog is ugly

[too-big-guy]

I’m bac

[lesbianrey]

me bullying reylos

[rexim-djm]

[lesbianrey]

still can’t get over kylo ren forgiving himself for patricide by thinking about an AU really hard

[lesbianrey]

marriage story starring jj abrams and lucasfilm

[lesbianrey]

Can u link to that post where your screencapping the stuff about jj i want 2 read it 👀

https://www.reddit.com/r/saltierthancrait/comments/eisnd8/heres_what_ive_been_told_from_a_source_that/

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[matthewjohnsons]

spotify wrapped but it’s your bank showing you your 100 worst purchases of the year

[finns-poe]

John boyega says fuck disney I WILL talk about finnpoe as much as I please!

[pesky-plumbers]

[graffyn-guy]

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

[pesky-plumbers]

[treaclethetortoise]

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

[pesky-plumbers]

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

[graffyn-guy]

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

[pesky-plumbers]

[final-justice]

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

[pesky-plumbers]

[tremendouslysizzlingsandwich-de]

y in mario party

[pesky-plumbers]

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

[grawly]

there was a g in this one too tho

[pesky-plumbers]

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[lesbianrey]

do you think the trilogy’s narrative would have benefitted from tweaking Snoke and introducing Rey as a Palpatine earlier? maybe in TLJ?

i think the trilogy would have benefited from any sort of creative planning in advance

[lesbianrey]

Literally the way that finnpoes went into tros the least amount of excitement and the Lowest expectations and came out the most victorious like... we won married co-generals finnpoe are alive and successful while kyle is resting in piss😌

finnpoe: booked and busy

kylo: dead

rey: skywalker

[01091006]

You need teachers!

[lesbianrey]

Finn never got a last name......

‘finn’s backstory will be explored in tros’

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

why does disney own Winnie the pooh? I don’t like that. I think Winnie the pooh should be in the public domain

[melanormal]

[lesbianrey]

not to show up to the discourse late but the real reason we love anakin and not kylo is bc kylo never fed off the living force & that's that

Anakin Ate Live Bugs When No One Else Would

[lesbianrey]

if they went all out on finnpoe or finnrey or even reylo they would have upset a lot of fans but made more fans extremely happy, but instead they made everyone disappointed which is... definitely something???

the whole movie was trying to give a little half eaten salami to everyone like...make up your mind

[lesbianrey]

the fact that rey’s wookieepedia page will be rey skywalker... i will take the win