Bland Blog

Name is Stef, I have not been on here since I was 19 and I'm 21 now. All the porn is gone basically back for the memes.

[doll-full-of-joy]

[toobusybloggingtocare]

I know I havent posted in a long time

I am taking myself on a new adventure. Though when I have time I may come back to here from time to time. But as you all know this site is no longer NSFW. So here is a link to my OnlyFans as I did occasionally post myself on here. Feel free to come take a look 😉

https://onlyfans.com/u40266828

[rostii]

i imagine getting my own place all the time and going down to the grocery store early in the morning before everyone else and to the coffee shop and having a really small place with wide windows and lots of plants and shelves of books and a tiny kitchen where i can make tea and noodles and a bed with a pile of blankets and just a place i can make uniquely my own or maybe a place i could share with someone but i just think about this place a lot idk

[s4wdust]

One of my professors is an extremely famous, well-known painter who has been in galleries since he was a young man in the 80s. He once asked me in class, “Alyssa, what are your dreams and aspirations for the future?”

You should have seen the puzzled look on his face when I described something similar to the post above.

“Why so humble?!” He laughed. “You know you’re talented, right? You could aspire to a lot more than that for sure.”

And I had to take that moment to explain to him that this is what my generation is given, this is how low our standards for happiness have to be. A humble existence, a small piece of the world for ourselves, and comfortable stability are just as out of reach for some of us as fame and reknown was for him in the 80’s. His face went somber immediately.

[sabotabby]

Millennials are killing the dream industry.

[toobusybloggingtocare]

They're not killing it. They're changing it. Making our dreams more realistic. I have the same hopes for my future. The only unrealistic dream I have for myself is that I can run a cat sanctuary one day. All I want is a place of my own. And knowing that one day I probably wont be able to afford to buy a house, that I'll be paying rent for apartments for the rest of my life because my only real dream is to be alone with a lot of cats. College costs too much I cant get a scholarship so I'm stuck with low paying jobs and still relying on my parents right now. We didnt have a choice to change our dreams. People took them away from us.

[bannock-and-biopolitics-deactiv]

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

[curlicuecal]

oh shit my laundry

[mishafletcher]

reblog to save someone’s laundry

[trash-slvt]

this is a companion post to the “don’t forget your made tea and its getting cold” one

[parody-bit]

Augh, my tea!

[rjsagittarius]

@hannahsteffans

[toobusybloggingtocare]

I'm a very lonely person will someone be my friend please?

[probablynot404]

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

[itsaubreylmfao]

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

[lbyrinth-deactivated20210324]

FUCK

[badkidgorgug]

This post actually deserves a “reblog to save a life”

[thewriterkb]

David Attenborough’s Final Statement for Mankind in The Life of Mammals 

[guantanamo-bae]

Best pirate ive ever seen…

[artandrhinos]

I am living for this meme

[gif87a-com]

reverb room vs. anechoic chamber [x]

[shut-up-hippie]

WTF

[just-some-stardust]

How my mind shows me my mistakes vs the actual mistake

[end0skeletal]

Mother Kali and her 45 babies from the Linton Zoological Gardens in the UK. Kali and her offspring are African sulcata giant tortoises, also known as spurred tortoises – the third largest tortoise in the world, second only to the Galapagos and the Aldabra tortoises. (via Zooborns)

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

idk if I’ve posted about this before but by far the strangest things that’s happened to me in retail was the time someone’s total came out to my birth-year and I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and then the next customer’s total came out to like $12.57 and just bc I’m a weirdo I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and without missing a fucking beat this like, 70+ year old man said

“Ah! Another like me! We’re few and far between these days, aren’t we?”

And I was like oh man this guy’s sense of humor really aligns with mine! And I laughed and made some other joke about being immortal and thought that was the end of it,

but this man.

He stood by the register for five more minutes. Maybe more. Which let me tell you is an EXCRUTIATING amount of time for something like this to happen.

And he just kept upping the ante!! He starting talking about some REALLY specific details regarding day-to-day life in the 1300s to the point I started getting worried that I’d misled a genuinely immortal being to believe I am also immortal.

He eventually politely left when I got too busy with other customers to awkwardly respond.

Who the fuck was that guy.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I think it’s also important to mention this happened at Cracker Barrel.

[awed-frog]

If you’re in need of ‘faith in humanity: restored’ news, a duck suddenly appeared on a remote island in the Pacific and no one’s sure how he even made it (the closest landmass, New Zealand, is about 1700 miles away) but, like, the entire population is now devoted to the duck’s wellbeing and that’s the first duck they’ve ever seen so they named him and Googled what he eats (not bread!) and built him an artificial pond and now ‘there are concerns he might be lonely’, so there’s talk of importing other ducks to keep him company and yeah, the world is still batshit insane but isn’t this the sweetest thing?

Anyway, meet Trevor.

[purpleplunderbunny]

i fact checked this to verify and op forgot the BEST PART

[gallusrostromegalus]

@elodieunderglass this seems like your jam

[toobusybloggingtocare]

Why does it take longer to boil water than it does to actually cook what you're making.

[lesbianblush-deactivated2018053]

[novellearts]

oh my goddd. I thought it was great from the beginning but it only gets better

[istadris]

I don’t understand why people hate puns, they’re language taken and twisted and wielded to create a special brand of humour; they’re the result of thousands of years of language evolution and combined with the finest wit, and resulting in an universal reaction of laughter and groaning ; in a way it’s a form of magic,  if you consider magic as the power of words on the world.

You could even say it’s

wit craft

[ukulelekatie]

Oh ho ho it’s magic

[bubonickitten]

me, yelling at my anxiety: heart palpitations are UNNECESSARY!!! nothing is happening you melodramatic fool!!!

my anxiety, shouting through a megaphone and ignoring me like a petulant child: 🎶 you better watch out 🎶 you better watch out  🎶 you better wATCH OUT  🎶 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT  🎶 yOu BeTTeR wAtCh oUt  🎶