Pretty Spiffy for a Bartender in Romania

Brittany ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I write spoken word poetry * I ship Bellarke so hard I can't even put it into words * I am seeking a stronger relationship with my God. :) * I have an entire folder on my computer dedicated to Joe Biden

[onlydadjokes]

I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he replied “six”. I said how can he only be six if you’re six?

He said “because he’s only been a dad since I was born”

[mollywobbles123]

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[easy-revenge]

Wouldn’t mind some happiness in late March.

[chewbacca]

Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it… yet. Anne with an E (2017—)

[fairylilies]

i’m so sorry if someone made you think it’s hard to love you

[viinnttaaggee]

let’s bring back romanticism i’m tired of trying to be rational, we’re all dumb and we all want love

[seriousjones]

why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on

[feral-bard]

Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs.

[browsedankmemes]

[justnoodlefishthings]

who tf needs a blair witch video game just come to maryland and I will personally chase you through the woods and swamps for free

[sophietisthebest]

Sophie Turner and Jonathan Van Ness meeting for the first time 

[cumbacon]

[mycumtasteslikeheaven]

Mary Magdalene when she sees Jesus for the first time.

[meangirlnurse]

high fantasy except. in exclusively shitty settings

[meangirlnurse]

a wizard stumbles up to you on the sidewalk outside 7/11 and gives you an epic quest

[juzt-peachy]

ADHD brain be like:

[battledeer]

[foggysuggestion]

god i’m just !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! never good enough

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

early to bed early to rise

burger king meal with burger king fries

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[hotboyproblems]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

[puukkolesbo]

[pururin]