Toobytoobs

She/Her If I disappear for a month or two don’t question it. In the wise words of William Afton, I always come back.

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[wormbraind]

devastating: most misogynistic comic book writer you know accidentally made a really compelling female character

[wormbraind]

you all really hate chuck dixon huh

[puppetwoman17]

Mary: Jesus Christ

Billy: Mare, we don’t believe in Jesus anymore

Mary: shit, right. Zeus Christ.

Billy: No—

[toobytoobs]

Zeus can’t decide if he’s flattered by the comparison or irritated. Mary and Billy have never seen him so quiet

[depsidase]

[pussyhoundspock]

while u all know to me clark kent smallville is a kinsey 6 homosexual you maybe don't know i think he's the only one like i think pretty much all other clark's are straight or bisexual and i think he finds this out at the big multiverse meeting like talking about how hard it is that he doesn't want to fuck his hot girlfriend and not being attracted to women but forced to have so much sex with them and all the other supermen are like um no yeah i do like personally for myself no hate only love personally for myself i love eating pussy. yeah women are extremely attractive and then they can see he's starting to freak out so a few of them are like but you know men are great too! and birthright superman is like yeah i mean i mostly prefer men and 2025 superman is like lois pegs me which isn't the same thing but he thinks it might help. which it doesn't. and gay clark kent smallville is like oh my god even among all the other supermen in the multiverse im completely alone and a freak next thing i know you guys are going to tell me you weren't friends with lex luthor and 2025 superman is like LEX??? and current run superman is like i mean yeah sure i let him hit sometimes (shrug) and birthright superman is like the way our friendship in high school fell apart is my greatest regret. and gay clark is like oh wow at least there's that he was so much cooler and older i never understood why he'd want to waste his time with a high school kid like me and then all the supermen are like wait what. and clark's like um we met when i was in high school? and they're like and he was too right? and clark's like no he was CEO of lexcorps and they're like wait so how old and gay clark's like im not sure i should answer that and theyre all like gay clark how old was he!! and gay clark is like im MORE than just gay clark and then 2025 superman is like yeah you're also statuatory in progress clark and then he's like darn it sorry that wasn't very nice and gay clark is like (crossing his arms) i dont have to listen to this. my wife is waiting for me on the other side of the portal. and then while all the other supermen are mouthing things like wife? wasn't he gay? he jumps back through. and tells lois that they'll have to reschedule they're monthly two minute missionary because he thinks the trip did something to his body.

[aliteralchicken]

You ever think about how many female characters in DC died because of acts of violence committed by men and how the well of souls reincarnates the souls of women who died because of acts of violence committed by men into amazons, meaning DC could very easily bring those (usually fridged) women back to life as amazons

[aliteralchicken]

Alex DeWitt I have a role for you

[alicepooryorik]

[elierlick]

Yet another new study debunked the basis for the anti-trans sports bans. It was never about sports but for creating legal avenues for exclusion and abjection. This is one of the largest analyses ever conducted, involving 52 studies and 6,485 trans people. Read the study here.

[lucieslucidity]

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

[fleshengine]

At minimum about 4.5 thousand people liked this without reblogging it.

We gotta fix that.

[waywardstarz]

spideytorch goes out on a date and sue makes ben go along to "chaperone" them (to be nosy) but ben secretly loves it and starts calling the three of them them pb&j and johnny very loudly complains every time ben says it and peter realises just how much it pisses him off so whenever johnny asks him out on a date peter is like "pb&j hangout!!" to which johnny is like "NO I WANT TO HAVE DINNER WITH YOU AND HANG OUT ON THE STATUE OF LIBERTY. " and peter is all "yeah dinner sounds good... but how's ben supposed to get up the statue of liberty? :/"

[npc-dude-art]

[fidanmev]

fantastic four dump

[atomikats]

you’ve heard of the spider-man kiss, but what about the human torch’s drive-by?

[strang-est]

absolute stephbin :D!!!

cover ver. + close up below

[pervocracy]

[june-egbert-official]

lmao bill gates fell off only 4 likes

[pavizi]

clock king

[puppetwoman17]

Every other hero who had someone have the mantle before them: ugh, I feel so inadequate! Maybe ____ would’ve done a better job than me. Maybe I’m never gonna be as good a hero as they were. 😔

Billy every time he looks at Black Adam: jeez, get a load of THAT guy 🙄

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you