I'll play any card

I ❤️ Chekhov's gun and lesbianism

[tooimmortalforschool]

parking my car, throwing my phone on the floor, sleeping on said floor and dreaming about myself

[tooimmortalforschool]

My motives might be ulterior but my good attitude is real, my friendliness genuine, and I'm trying to pull this off with as few victims as possible!!

[tooimmortalforschool]

Drowned in soap by a teenage girl on adderall has got to be one of the worse ways to go if you're a spider.

[tooimmortalforschool]

LET ME OUT!!!!!!!!!

[valtsv]

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

[tooimmortalforschool]

LET ME AT EM!!!!!!!!

[tooimmortalforschool]

I LOVE GAY PEOPLE

[blasesaint]

[tooimmortalforschool]

you'd think my brush was from 18th century France with the amount of dry shampoo I'm using. #I❤️dryshampoo

[random-conspiracy]

It feels great to by myself LAFDLAKFDAFLSF.

Gosh I love stimulants so much. #mycoffee

[monster2003]

[tooimmortalforschool]

and i'll do it again

[riddlebanshee]

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[evilsanlang]

day barely even started and I already had to hear "thank you for being our wives, sisters, aunts" and "keep being women and giving birth and being delicate unlike us men" as compliments for international women's day

[evilsanlang]

here's to women being transgender childless dykes forever and ever and ever

[tooimmortalforschool]

My favorite hobby is doing too much

[log6]

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

[luulapants]

Wait hold on what was that

[placeholdername-1]

[sacred-portal]