[Placeholder]

19. any pronouns :) bi and asexual. you can call me placeholder english/toki pona/ein bisschen deutsch this blog is the home of strong as fuck ice mummy mondays big fan of the 1999 puzzle-story Planetarium at https://www.beholder.uk/planetarium/ sometimes a chemist, a musician, a photographer, a soccer referee, a speedcuber, or one of many other things

[geeses]

follow for some more sick text posts that I reblogged from someone else

[northshorewave]

A lot of internet-famous people--guy who can pick any lock, guy who can make anything out of chocolate, guy who can drink lots of water without spilling a drop--are like characters a five-year-old would make up for a comic book.

[ros-sauce]

I'm going to be cursed by a wizard to only be able to speak in future tense

[ros-sauce]

This is gonna suck so bad

[ros-sauce]

Ugh okay so the good news is that I'm finding a countercurse. The bad news is I'm coughing while casting it and I guess that screws it up. I'm asking the rival evil wizard for help

[ros-sauce]

You've got to have been fucking kidding me

[evevoli]

she has done so much for society.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

sorry what was that

oh okay

[shetheyslain]

It’s actually so misogynistic to assume hetero Jessica doesn’t also jerk it to twinks in panties

[sovietnam]

[insomniparty]

[lunasgayshit-deactivated2026050]

suddenly the fucking

[arch-user]

they must've opened the fridge

[orteil42]

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

[iys-cloud]

I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life

Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:

[dumbfucking-mutt]

[where-is-the-angst]

and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3

[a-mysterious-ghost]

Reblog to give your mutuals a little heart <3

[pukicho]

Opinion on monkeys?

Yeah… I GUESS you could say I’m a fan

[pukicho]

[owlowlowlowlowlowlowl]

[vacuously-true]

It is extremely rare that I get unintentionally rickrolled. It is extremely common that I look at a link and think to myself, that's a rickroll, and I click on it. Then I get to enjoy the satisfaction of being correct, as well as the entirety of Never Gonna Give You Up. That shit is a banger. If someone offers me a link directly to that song you think I'm not gonna take it? No. You know the rules and so do I. It's Astley time.

[viridiancolors]

[mlembug]

[the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

today’s the only day you can reblog this

“There Will Come Soft Rains”, Ray Bradbury

[tilthat]

TIL in 1896 a temporary, one-day city was named in Texas called Crush, where two locomotives were to be smashed head-on for purposes of spectacle. It was, for a few hours, the 2nd largest city in TX with 40k attendees. The collision caused engine boilers to explode, resulting in death and injuries.

via reddit.com

[justthesource]

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas

[mangonetics]

you could just do shit back then

[pyomorphic]

texas is still like this

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[snowriddenwolf]