Ilya is the bitch wife, he’s the passenger princess, he’s the emotional support dog to his anxious lover, he’s the kind one-man welcome committee to all queer NHL players. He’s soft with everyone he loves, he’s still the child grieving his mother’s death, he’s David’s puzzle buddy, he’s Yuna’s favorite son, he’s scared of loons, he’s the obsessed pet parent who spoils his dog, and he’s Shane’s precious baby. He is also a 6’3 tank of a person and an asshole who exclusively tops and is allergic to his own emotions. It’s called the duality of man.












