TOOKACHANCE

[phillstr]

if you’re attracted to animated characters clap your hands

[tookachance62-blog]

Clap!!!

[gruffendragon]

my aesthetic is better than yours

[duckeee-blog]

Dating someone with anxiety involves:

-them asking you the same question at least 10 times -them saying sorry at least 3 times a day -you promising them its okay -ordering food for them -making phone calls for them -repeating the same directions 3 times, then just going with them -texts as soon as you leave -sweaty palms -constant reassuring -them constantly changing their mind -checking to make sure something is done correctly over and over (ie writing an address/phone number) -ALWAYS BEING EARLY -NEVER BEING LATE -“yes, its at 4:30” -directions never being clear enough -ASWERING THE SAME QUESTION MULTIPLE TIMES -THEM BEING NERVOUS FOR SEEMINGLY SIMPLE TASKS

[lilisreal]

This blog supports Caitlyn Jenner

[rocknrollercoaster]

Best of Autocorrect

[lordofthedawn]

I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

[bvckybarnessss]

“Killing her seems a bit harsh”

[cinnamontoastcrises]

“Killing her seems a bit harsh”

[jennaavh-deactivated20160117]

I’m crying

[plot-twist-im-gay]

T.G.I.Fibromyalgia! 

[dangermooney]

“Woohoo! it’s Friday. screw the gym! I’m getting pregnant tonight!”

[skatoon-network]

Is anyone else flipping out over all these pictures Alex Hirsch is posting on his twitter. I don’t think i’ll make it through this hiatus.  I’m suffering from a Gravity Falls Deficiency 

[hawkingsbird]

it’s june which means...

[jimmycannoli94-deactivated20150]

No get out. Its almost July. And July is all about America!

[hawkingsbird]

[tookachance62-blog]

What's in July? Amaraca day??? Is that a thing? *friend* chance... It's the fourth of... HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!! I DIDENT KNOW YOU WHERE BORN ON THIS DAY!!!

[ilillllii-deactivated20221103]

[tookachance62-blog]

Me every Sunday

[memewhore]

[itslikecoffee]

If you reblog this before June 1 2015, I will write your URL down and stick it in a jar or whatever. Over the summer I will take the jar of URL’s and I will scatter them around. They may get taped to public loos, they may be thrown into crowds at festivals, or they may get put under napkins at restaurants.

Some one may find your URL, and who knows, they could message you telling you where they found it. 

You have until June 1 to reblog

[matsoukun]

holy shit

[everett-the-dolphin-blog]

Sweet

[i-wenxin]

Sweet indeed

[genderoftheday]

Today’s Gender of the day is: Straight

[image description: A sheet of paper with “Gender Identity” written at the top, and “Female”, “Male”, “Other”, and “Straight” below it. Tally marks are below each gender, with “Straight” having only one tally mark.]

[genderoftheday]

how many straight people do you think reblogged this not realizing they’re being mocked

[tookachance62-blog]

Down with heterosexuals!!!

[annakendrik]

[tookachance62-blog]

Same

[anras-blog]

[im-awkwardly-here]

we need to talk about shrek more

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

help

[smegryan-deactivated20230323]

I was watching a porn and one of the actors had this tattoo

[tookachance62-blog]

Me in ten years

[boyofzoot]

gf: you so ugly hehe

me: haha babe you a trip

gf: youre like the ugliest boy ever hehe

me: ha…okay babe

gf: like, youre just so ug-

me: babe god damn chill 

[tookachance62-blog]

MeXeveryone

[ruinedchildhood]

OH MY GOD