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[d-rad]

[lordofthedawn]

RUM HAM

[monsterlines]

"This is Halloween"

[fuckyeahdisneyland]

So fucking perfect.

[4gifs]

[daytonastatecollege]

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[clairewolf1992-blog]

55 gallons of lube, jesus.

[ellenripleysbelieveitornot]

Come with me

And you’ll be

In a world of anal penetration

[tin-pan-ali-deactivated20191216]

George Takei left a review on this.

[graphiteheron]

George Takei didn’t leave a “review”.  He left an entire comedy routine via anecdotal story in the review section.  And…is there ever any reason not to love George Takei?

[acheappinkspotlight-deactivated]

George + lube = flawless comedy

[theartofanimation]

Tom Edwards

[blleeaauugghh]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[suppin]

[peopleofthedragon]

For the young, death is an enemy they wish to try their strength against. For those of us a little older, she is an old friend, an old lover, but one we are not eager to meet again soon.

Rhuarc, Wheel of Time (via dragonswornashaman)

[lordofthedawn]

You really piss me off, Jim.

Bones, Trek V

[lordofthedawn]

Mint Herbal Tea!

[davidragifs]

[lordofthedawn]

LOOK AT ALL THE BUTT WIGGLES

SO MANY BUTT WIGGLES

I love how inside cats think they're so sneaky but in real life its just this

[lordofthedawn]

Am I sekksy?!?! Hashtage selfienation!?!!

[lordofthedawn]

Doubt

Thank you for strengthening my resolve

[prisonerfromazkaban]

[happyfortime]

[lordofthedawn]

The ole stache needs a trim and I'm not so photogenic but thats me! :D