all i do is eat chip & lie

professional fool, part time jester | 27

[segamascott]

[abimee]

[0v9]

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

[poppunkyogaparty]

I'm not built for a 9 to 5. I'm built to wander in the woods and stare at a lake.

[transfemininomenon]

broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

[transfemininomenon]

where's my useless apprentice i TOLD him it was going to be the duty of the next generation to not repeat the mistakes of those before them and to make this world bet- oh my apprentice goes by her now? you're telling me she's right in front of me! my dear i'm so sorry i didn't know. you look so much more happier and more confident than the bumbling, shy apprentice i once knew. im so proud of you. were you the one who tampered with my fucking runes

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

[dogpuppy]

[cdzen]

burnout from not doing anything

[dogpuppy]

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[tookishfool]

watching la reine margot (1994) and while I’m utterly obsessed with the costuming, I cannot for the life of me get over how claustrophobic and crowded every scene is

everyone is here! they’re all kinds of sweaty and breathing heavily! they’re all grabbing each other,,, cinema

[easterndaylighttime]

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

[escuerzoresucitado]

[websitevisitor]

please look at the name of this drink i saw at a boba place the other day

[valtsv]

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

[kosmogrl]

“I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy” I would, next

[cheap-slaw]

Learn to walk again

[orpheuslament]

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?