:) :)

mostly 3am reblogs of things that are a lot less hysterical when it's not 3am

[tastefullyoffensive]

[soledadcatalina]

god did the “fish underwater are dry” video get taken down? bc real talk that was the funniest fucking thing ive seen all week

[soledadcatalina]

found it on youtube this time holy shit

[danfuckedoffbutreturns]

I’m the guy screaming about submarines

[blackwoolncrown]

literally im him

[thelegendofclarke]

I hope all the pornbots following me know that Sansa Stark Deserves Better.

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

i need to marry someone who loves driving, everywhere we go they will get a thrill from driving and i will get a thrill from not having to drive, what a dream

[wexler]

when u gotta laugh and cry

[toolazytothinkofagoodusername]

Obi-Wan: I made the right decision in separating luke and leia at birth

Padme's ghost: fucked up two perfectly good kids is what you did. look at them. they made out.

[liminal-zone]

[is0bels]

She’s not perfect but she sure knows how to win a vote

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes

[totallyriddikulus]

I mean, I’m not calling you a liar Windows, but that sounds like something someone who’d fucked about with my files would say

[twitterlols]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thesassycat]

I didn’t even see the one in the back I was identifying 100% with the nervous one in the front

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

Making Plans 📞

[craicchapel]

me when there’s drama: people are so childish, grow up me also:

[monica-geller]

[onlytwitterpics]

[toolazytothinkofagoodusername]

Question about Suicide Squad?

Where did the Joker go when the car crashed that lead to batman capturing Harley? He just sort of vanished