[loveridden1999]

i might be broke but never broke enough to deny myself a sweet treat

[south-africa-official]

just checked in on the colony of finches outside my nurse's office and they've developed beaks of the perfect shape and size for administering subcutaneous injections

[terraswallows]

So happy for them 💓

[nomeusstuff]

[thebutchersdog]

[bold-baddie]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm being dragged in the group chat bc I accidentally wore two different pairs of shoes to the theater. I wasn't even in a hurry, I have no fucking excuse for not noticing this

[parkchanwoohoo]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I totally forgot about this oh my god

[parkchanwoohoo]

[klapollo]

"I'm just a swirl" -ice cream cone who uses TikTok

[klapollo]

easy website my ass

[whatkindofsoupp]

Me trying to calm my donkey named website

[qelflinq]

Good evening ladies where u want to go

[corpsesoldier]

ID: photo of an onion and a bulb of garlic sitting in the passenger seat of a car. /end ID.

[mctreeleth]

they need to make a menstrual cup with a tap on the end. vampire fratboys should be able to do a keg stand off my vagina.

[mctreeleth]

thanks for the advice tumblr but this post doesn't actually need to be seen i'm just trying to unburden my soul of it like it's some sort of dark passenger i need to exorcise out

[goth-queen]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes

[softwaring]

[kushblazer666]

now back to my cup o’ goon…

[kosmogrl]

never kill yourself. your next mango is closer than you think.

no joke this is the best thing anyone has ever said to me. you just changed my life

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians