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[im-timidation]

If You Want Survival, 

                                KNEEL AT MY ARRIVAL.

Independent fandomless OC. Written by Dani. 

Sideblog. Follows back as horrorsofimagination.

[toonkiing-a]

“Boy howdy, y’all! Did you miss me while I was gone? I sure hope so. It’s my birthday!”

[toonkiing-a]

“Well, lookie here. At least my kid loves me. Ya'll need to learn to set your money aside and I dunno, be a responsible parent.”

[toonkiing-a]

Let it be known that Lily, daughter of the tyrant king, already being trained in merciless hand-to-hand combat, would always and forever have a passion for gardening. Yet she still made sure to use flowers with a tough-sounding name - snapdragons - to make a sharp red decoration for Jackson's lapel. "Happy Fathers Day, Daddy... !"

The holidays of the “real world” were not much of a big deal here. One of the so-called “luxuries” of his kingdom is that he was none too strict on the idea of the citizens celebrating these minuscule holidays. And being a father himself, he was curious as to how his daughter would treat the day.

She was still young, yes, but her talents were those to be regarded to the highest praises. And man oh man, did he praise her. Pick her up and, without shame, pepper her cheeks with kisses. To let her know how much he loved and adored his girl, even during those instances where she takes things one step too far. 

But a father’s work is never done. Those were his thoughts as he took a knee, leaning in to kiss the top of Lily’s head, grinning at the sight of the beautiful decoration.

“Thank you, honey. Maybe next time, I can help you with those.”

[scummgirl]

*steps out of the house and immediately hears booing*

[dylanlafitte]

Visit Original Link

[sizzlinsongs]

[toonkiing-a]

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS.

[toonkiing-a]

Let’s Learn IC Slang!

Like every established town, Imitation Central has its own set of slang used by old and young folk alike. Some of them have irony in their meanings but it fits. This list will be updated if I can think of any more.

Happy learning!

The Central: Alternate name for “Imitation Central.”

Example: “The Central is pretty great if you’re not a tourist.”

Central Kid: It means you’re a resident of Imitation Central. 

Example: “Yeah, I’m a Central Kid and damn proud of it.”

Honey Pop: An affectionate term for someone you’re really close to or more commonly, a significant other. Fun fact: this term was coined by a resident, formerly of Wrong Island who used it to mock the legend of Mama Honey Pop. As such, many Central Kids took to it almost immediately.

Example: “Aw, honey pop, you don’t look so good.”

What’s Your Worth? Another way of saying “What’s your deal?” or “What’s your point?” It’s kind of an ironic term.

Example: “All this talk about politics is giving me a headache. What’s your worth?”

Lolly: To express joy or laughter if you’re texting. Fun fact: Jackson misread the acronym “lol” and started typing “lolly” instead. It’s been used all over The Central ever since.

Example: “Lolly! You should be a comedian with those kinda jokes.”

Prezzy Dent: Although Jackson’s technically a governor, he can’t resist calling himself the president of Imitation Central because he makes most of his own laws. Now, this term was a silly term first used by some young interns back when the (In)Famous District was an open area. Considering Jackson’s thick Southern accent, it almost sounded like he was saying “Prezzy Dent” instead of “President.” He later learned to accept it as a form of flattery. 

Example: “Heard Prezzy Dent fired another one of his officers.”

[maxine-mayfields]

#aesthetic

[toonkiing-a]

@inkfueled

[toonkiing-a]

🔪 // B^)

Send me 🔪 to put a knife to my muse’s throat and see how they react.

The side of the blade touched the surface of his fur with a warm but delicate press. It couldn’t be Patti. He know how she presented herself during her time of need. And the prickle on his fur would be unmistakable. Not this time, however. The foul stench of oversaturated ink was a DEAD giveaway.

Who did this bastard think he was, some kind of god? A true abomination with god knows what running through his veins? Demon ink? Regardless, he was an an idiot for even so much as pressing a knife to his throat. Jackson wouldn’t approach this calmly. 

Gripping the handle of his bag, he slammed it back towards Bendy’s chest, quickly scooting his head back, away from the blade. Reaching for the toon’s bowtie, he pulled him towards his face, slow seething breaths encouraging his grip to tighten, perhaps to the point where he could snap his neck.

But not just yet.

“Listen here, you little shit,” he uttered with a deepened scowl, “You ain’t got nothin’ on me! I’ll drop this knife in ink thinner and shove it down your fucking throat if you even come near me with your sick tricks.”

And he’d emphasize his point when he hacked up a blot of ink and narrowing his gaze at the toon before he spit. 

[toonkiing-a]

the-littlest-inkblot:

((I mean I can’t help but think of how EXTRA fitey and punchy Lily gets having Jackson for a dad and she’s just in this perpetual state of YOU WANNA GO?? cause daddy’s girl and PFFFFT I LOVE IT. <3))

“That’s my girl.”

[highbcltage-blog]

why should i resolve things peacefully when i can fucking punch you in the face

[toonkiing-a]

“Booooooy howdy, I sure love the smell of fresh inkshed in the afternoon.”

“Hope you like choking, boy, ‘cause that’s the way I like to treat unwanted stains like you.”

[slo-djinn]

[horrificmemes]

Send me 🔪 to put a knife to my muse’s throat and see how they react.

[arrogantsuggestion]

Take the knives they have left in your back and use it against them.