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rock/metal head nerd.

[buzzfeed]

[ficcyshit]

s t o p

[thecommonchick]

The text that starts 99% of family fights:

[marvellestark]

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

[melodystardust]

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

[spectralarchers]

‘thanks for nothing russo’ 😂

[terriblygrimm]

“he’s not even real”

“guns. guns aren’t cool so you can hop off the table”

[thepowergame-deactivated2015091]

[actualsufjan-deactivated2016092]

cursed image

[nfji8ikjnwji3-blog]

you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die

[carbonatedmustard]

made it with an hour to spare

[snoopingasusualisee]

just trying to do my bestpacito here

[sam1tron]

[acoolguy]

her: do you have protection?

me: of course baby

her: alright let’s do this

us:

[neongenesisevangaylion-deactiva]

NEW noise canceling headphones that are so good at blocking out sound that they even prevent you from listening to your own music, forcing you to bask in the whispers of the forgotten gods until you begin to hear your own brain falling apart as it descends into madness

[glitch-bite]

and now, the weather

[dailynamelessghoul]

Alpha.

[kscotter]

Me checking notes for funny reactions: 

“Dudes, check here!”

“More gay vids, here!”

[moonemojii]

[loki-cat2]

if you think shrek 3 sucks think again

[thatdisheveledbitch]

I think about this moment all the time

[queensnarf]

Bards really be like that

[nevver]

[paddingtonfilms-archive-deactiv]

I wish to pass in peace but I will fight if I must.

[bestfunny]

lmaoooo someone made it a shirt.. i’m dying… found it HERE

[deejay]

Shrek eats pussy confirmed.

[ruinedchildhood]

[2000ish]

Nothing but respect for MY king.

[anonymousnerdgirl]

[lutherstatic]

@ staff when will you just delete this site

[driverdelight]

Logan Lucky (2017)

[iamoutofideas]

Sick of nerds, the jocks tried to warn us