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I got a new friend. No me pude resistir. . . . . . #teainfuser #puns #pun #bilingualpun #comoteallama #imdyinghere #espanglish https://www.instagram.com/p/CAohxX9gcFb/?igshid=1uiv4jsq0me2n
I have not painted anything in at least 6 years, thanks @ruttu_ruttu for the inspiration and the free design. She’s my vampire mermaid, already fed so she’s just curiously gazing, haven’t found out her name yet ... . . . . . #mermaidmonday #drawings #pencils #rutturuttu #vampiremermaid #dontjudgeme #amateurcoloring #cheappencils https://www.instagram.com/p/CACtqEMAyyD/?igshid=rhkvtudqc9w6
Free worldbuilding idea:
Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, which is to say, almost none at all.
“Are you fucking kidding me I worked in a reagrent shop for a few years I don’t trust any of that stuff. Who the hell knows what other components are in the ashes.”
“Yeah I was in the circle that made Alston’s Divine Circle of Teleportation. There’s some pretty nasty corner cases you can get into but the headmaster published it without us. I just take ships. It’s way safer.”
“I call bullshit on that Necromancer channeling spirits of loved ones. What did he say he was using? ‘Medium Conduit Ruinic Circles’? That’s just a bunch of buzzwords slapped together, and they don’t even interact with each other.”
“I’ve been looking at this scroll all morning and I’m 90% sure that the scribe didn’t even look at the standard for pyromancies.”
Me: “I don’t need sex”
My hormones: “first of all .. you’re horny asf, stop lying”
Snowing at sea
Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal
The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.
You, ah, don’t think it’s unfair to judge people’s morals based on their finances?
I, ah, think that it’s perfectly fair to judge people’s morals based on the amount of money they pour into neo-nazi political movements, yeah actually.
And what about the billionaires that don’t? Condemn all billionaires no matter what I guess
There is no ethical way to be a billionaire.
But why?
Because there are a limited amount of resources and currency. To have that much wealth you have to exploit others.
Do I gotta go find that post that demonstrates exactly how much a billion is? Because it’s a lot more than people think. Like, you know that saying that “a million dollars isn’t what it used to be”? Yeah? Well maybe that’s true for people who have a million dollars, but I still sure as fuck have never seen a million dollars and chances are I never will. Nor will most people. Eat the rich.
a million seconds is 12 days
a billion seconds is 32 YEARS
trends in writing that existed in the mid 1700s and have come back into style
- randomly capitalizing words without regard to Importance - saying ‘tho’ instead of ‘though’ - excessive metaphors, analogies, and personification for/of/whatever inanimate objects and incorporeal concepts
The Wheel of the Year, again!
confirm and corrupt one another in every form of villainy
got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed
is this real life venture bros
Another reason to stop ‘cringe culture’
I’m a teacher. Today I was covering for a grade 9 science class. Decent kids, if a bit rowdy, and didn’t want to do their work. Wtv, it was textbook work. Not the point.
1 girl (reminder that these kids are, like, 14/15) was doodling bust portraits (head & shoulders) in an art book. I had a squiz and asked her if they were her characters. She said they were and excitedly told me she had so many characters for this one story of hers. I laughed about how I wished I could draw mine, and moved on.
Later in the class, I hear her enthusiastically telling her friend all about her main OC - a gay kitsune prince with a tragic past. It was so, pure, classic Deviant Art: my first OC. And you know what? I loved it. I was just sitting there half overhearing, smiling to myself and glad that her friend was engaging and interested in her story and characters.
This is a girl who will become a creator. She will draw and write and imagine, get better and better. She’ll probably move past this stage and start making more nuanced characters (she was already lamenting she didn’t have enough girl OCs). But this is where she started. This is where so many of us started. I had a tiger catgirl, goth witch/sorceress OC in high school. I found my original design for her recently. Look what I create now.
Let kids be kids. Let them explore and invent and go wild and be cliche and make overpowered OCs. Let them have their anthropomorphic animal OCs. Let them try everything before they settle into maturity.
For fucks sake; let them have fun.
This.
hot take: the grinch was right, man. sure, he was a dick, but he was right. the whole town of whoville was so adamant on commercialism that they couldn’t see past it; the grinch literally got max because someone threw max into the garbage along with all the other gifts sent up to the grinch. he knew shit was bad down in whoville, that’s why he stayed up in his cave on the mountain. the whole whoville town was so into their gifts and stuff that only cindy lou who and the grinch understood that christmas wasn’t about that, cindy and the grinch just reacted differently. in this essay i will
Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one
I never needed to think about this, but now I’m reblogging it and all of you can suffer as well.
@ people who don't celebrate christmas and are currently having christmas shoved down their throats
i hope whatever holiday you celebrate is fun and well!! and if you don’t celebrate any holidays this time of year, i hope your day is nice anyways!