Ancient Sea Bone Witch

Aka a fossil hunter who loves to dive

[softnsquishable]

My favorite part of today's livestream was when Arin accidently messaged his delivery driver about my hero academia.

[ellewantsrevenge]

aadam jacobs's archive

[knittykitty86]

@gothiccharmschool

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

In The Road to El Dorado there is only really one inexplicable thing within the plot. Miguel and Tulio plausibly bluff their way through or slip out of most situations. However, I’d never figured out why the volcano actually stops erupting when Tulio commands it. 

The conclusion I finally came up with is that the actual gods were watching their big entrance go down, and thought “oh, this’ll be hilarious”

[sweetvantass]

theres a lot of evidence throughout the movie to say that the armadillo (whose name is bibo) is a god.

they first find him in the jungle, where an armadillo has no business being

they find the entrance to the city, while being followed by him

he is present when the volcano starts to erupt (previous concept art also showed him in the background actually stopping the eruption)

miguel and tulio sucked ass at the ball game, so they used Bibo as a ball. He ricocheted himself all over the place and defied physics to get into the hoop every time

they come up with the flood plan to stop cortez when bibo pushed a glass over in front of them

[famouslysleepy]

YOUR TELLING ME THEY USED GOD AS A BASKETBALL?

[robotslenderman]

I’m sorry my lovelies but the reason you hate yourself is because you treat you like shit. If you came up to me and then told me I was a fuck up who could never do anything right I'd fucking hate you too.

[robotslenderman]

if you didn't let me go to bed until after midnight because you'd rather watch Netflix than let me rest, and then got mad at me for not being productive the next day I'd be PISSED

[robotslenderman]

You keep calling me a fatass but you tell other overweight people they’re beautiful? Why do you keep shitting on MY weight, then?

Oh? It’s different if it’s me? Wow fuck you too

[robotslenderman]

Love is a verb! Self love isn’t a warm fuzzy feeling, it is compassion and action in support of yourself!

And yes, this includes having compassion for the bully in your head. Unfortunately that part is also you and deserves as much of your understanding as the rest of you.

[robotslenderman]

via @corazondebeskar

This is the real reason why you need to be kind to the bully in your brain too, because that motherfucker is really good at doing a switcheroo when you're not paying attention.

[babushkaat]

[thecryptkeeper]

[theabigailthorn]

hello and welcome to another episode of Kill James Bond

[divorceddadrock]

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

[whenfatecollides]

Xena Warrior Princess 3.18 Fins, Femmes And Gems

[mayflame15]

[whenfatecollides]

Xena Warrior Princess 3.18 Fins, Femmes And Gems

[mayflame15]

[mitsumemustim2]

[katebeckets]

— either way, an orpheus who didn't turn is an orpheus who never loved eurydice at all. @pscentral event 47: inspiration | @tolerateit editing prompt of the month: lonely

INSPIRATION by @gemmascouts — typography / coloring

[garashir]

[whitakers-intern]

robby entertained by his daughter while his other daughter has a panic attack (2026, in color)

[leviathanhomecooking]

Movie Costumes | Sarah's ballgown, Labyrinth (1986)

[paradoxial-cunt]

[bog-goblin]

[bog-goblin]

[i-am-a-fish]

[santapau]

Remind me later.

[stxrlqt]

SABRINA CARPENTER

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