don't go lyin' to me!

they/xe/it... uh, and neos I guess . . . . . meet me in electrical... ;)

[toosillytobetheimposter]

uh… hi… im Mimi…

im… just a normal astronaut… hehehe…

sorry… if I follow you around at all… I… get anxious when im alone…

please don’t touch… or look at my tablet… please…

I think.. that’s it… bye… hehe…

… tell anyone… what you saw… and I’ll eat you alive… hehehe...

wawa.

amogus imposter rp blog becoz cringe culture is dead ::33

also, the ‘tablet’ is the sabotage thing

both mod and mimi use they/xe/it and any neos

mod is @analog-autistic

im not as harsh about my dni here, but im very uncomfortable with anti-endos interacting with me.

tws for: murder (obvi), consumption of human beings, threats, possible descriptions of gore, body horror

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Likes: Lemon Demon, Murder Drones, My Chemical Romance, Will Wood, Horror Games, human flesh, organs, meat, and blood, sweet things, strawberries, cuddles/hugs/other forms of contact with people theyre close with, Dr Pepper, being alone

Dislikes: spicy food, being hungry, Pepsi AND Coke, being recorded, cuddles/hugs/other forms of contact with basically anyone else

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tagging system:

#fresh meat 🥩 - all interactions

#blurry visor ❔ - anonymous asks

#a new friend? 🫀 - all asks

#meet the player 💻 - ooc stuff

#leecher study 🔪 - art of suitless mimi (so, basically just what they look like)

#mimart 🕸️ - art of mimi, or the rest of the crew!

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voiceclaim: Butchers Vanity

close up on pfp:

edited // unedited

picrew

[a-normal-necroplanetologist]

There is some flashing and eyes so beware of that

Yeah. Uhm.

people in it

@when-the-crewmate-is-stupid

@conifer-the-crewmate

@security-by-any-other-name

@toosillytobetheimposter

@totally-trustworthy-crewmate

@idk-im-new-here-help

Farah (orange) and Cat (brown) are also me. Fuck I have three entire blogs related to this I think I have a hyperfixation

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*Conifer approaches Mimi, a small sundew held carefully within its hands.*

I grew a gift for you because I appreciate you.

*They elevate the plant, lifting it just slightly closer to Mimi's visor.*

"O-Oh...!

Thank you...!"

*They gently take the plant in their hands and look at it, turning it so they can get a better look.*

[a-normal-necroplanetologist]

*It had been wearing its helmet a lot more. Its ears were getting pointed again and the mask kept slipping. She wasn’t safe- needed to eat but didn’t know what or who?*

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*Mimi approached around the corner. They were hungry too.*

[a-normal-necroplanetologist]

Oh. Hello Mimi.

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*They locked the door behind them with a few presses of buttons, tilting their head at you.

They did not speak, but you could hear them growling. In the low light, you could just barely make out their six eyes through the visor.*

[a-normal-necroplanetologist]

…oh. Eyes. You’re not human, are you. That’s not much of a surprise actually. Does make you… not worthless exactly, but it would be great if you were in this moment.

[toosillytobetheimposter]

"...No."

*You hear a click as it removed its helmet. It hissed.*

"And you aren't either. Great."

[a-normal-necroplanetologist]

*She followed their lead and removed her helmet.*

Okay. So that’s two of us then. I’d like to make it clear that Volt and Farah are off limits for now. I need them.

…is Wolfrun human or?

[toosillytobetheimposter]

"...Fine. Grrr. But keep Volt away from me and Conifer... and you stay away from Conifer too.

And no. So, three of us.

Speaking of which, what are you. You're definitely not a Leecher. We can't disguise like that."

[a-normal-necroplanetologist]

I don’t know if there’s any name for us, but I’m from this very planet. Polan maybe?

And while I can, it takes effort. My human face is slipping more the longer I go without food.

[toosillytobetheimposter]

"Hmm..."

*They paused for a moment.*

"Theres two humans who hang out in that weird corner below the left reactor. Usually alone.

C'mon. I'm hungry too. It'll be easier if its both of us."

*They put their helmet back on.*

[a-normal-necroplanetologist]

*It had been wearing its helmet a lot more. Its ears were getting pointed again and the mask kept slipping. She wasn’t safe- needed to eat but didn’t know what or who?*

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*Mimi approached around the corner. They were hungry too.*

[a-normal-necroplanetologist]

Oh. Hello Mimi.

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*They locked the door behind them with a few presses of buttons, tilting their head at you.

They did not speak, but you could hear them growling. In the low light, you could just barely make out their six eyes through the visor.*

[a-normal-necroplanetologist]

…oh. Eyes. You’re not human, are you. That’s not much of a surprise actually. Does make you… not worthless exactly, but it would be great if you were in this moment.

[toosillytobetheimposter]

"...No."

*You hear a click as it removed its helmet. It hissed.*

"And you aren't either. Great."

[a-normal-necroplanetologist]

*She followed their lead and removed her helmet.*

Okay. So that’s two of us then. I’d like to make it clear that Volt and Farah are off limits for now. I need them.

…is Wolfrun human or?

[toosillytobetheimposter]

"...Fine. Grrr. But keep Volt away from me and Conifer... and you stay away from Conifer too.

And no. So, three of us.

Speaking of which, what are you. You're definitely not a Leecher. We can't disguise like that."

[a-normal-necroplanetologist]

*It had been wearing its helmet a lot more. Its ears were getting pointed again and the mask kept slipping. She wasn’t safe- needed to eat but didn’t know what or who?*

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*Mimi approached around the corner. They were hungry too.*

[a-normal-necroplanetologist]

Oh. Hello Mimi.

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*They locked the door behind them with a few presses of buttons, tilting their head at you.

They did not speak, but you could hear them growling. In the low light, you could just barely make out their six eyes through the visor.*

[a-normal-necroplanetologist]

…oh. Eyes. You’re not human, are you. That’s not much of a surprise actually. Does make you… not worthless exactly, but it would be great if you were in this moment.

[toosillytobetheimposter]

"...No."

*You hear a click as it removed its helmet. It hissed.*

"And you aren't either. Great."

[a-normal-necroplanetologist]

*It had been wearing its helmet a lot more. Its ears were getting pointed again and the mask kept slipping. She wasn’t safe- needed to eat but didn’t know what or who?*

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*Mimi approached around the corner. They were hungry too.*

[a-normal-necroplanetologist]

Oh. Hello Mimi.

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*They locked the door behind them with a few presses of buttons, tilting their head at you.

They did not speak, but you could hear them growling. In the low light, you could just barely make out their six eyes through the visor.*

[a-normal-necroplanetologist]

*It had been wearing its helmet a lot more. Its ears were getting pointed again and the mask kept slipping. She wasn’t safe- needed to eat but didn’t know what or who?*

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*Mimi approached around the corner. They were hungry too.*

[conifer-the-crewmate]

*Conifer sits in the corner of its garden, tears silently streaming down its face, soaking into its suit.*

It stopped. Growing. It stopped growing. Shit.

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*Mimi peeks around the corner, their voice low.*

"Conifer...? Are you...?"

[conifer-the-crewmate]

Hello.

*They remained curled up, muffling their already quiet, weak voice.*

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*They walked over to you quickly and sat down next to you, putting a hand on your shoulder. Their expression was unreadable through the visor.*

"Are you... ok..? what... happened...?"

[conifer-the-crewmate]

I just. Failed. It’s nothing.

[toosillytobetheimposter]

"Oh... oh no...

What... what did you fail...?"

[conifer-the-crewmate]

It’s nothing. It didn’t work out. It’s irrelevant.

*Its tears that continue to fall suggest otherwise.*

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*They got a little closer, taking their helmet off and bumping their head against yours. They were pretty warm for a .... creature made of weird non-newtonian goop.*

"You're crying, though. That means its not irrelevant."

[conifer-the-crewmate]

*They raise their head just slightly.*

Emotional responses don’t indicate reality in many cases.

[toosillytobetheimposter]

"Well, that doesn't change that you're clearly upset about it.

But if you don't wanna tell me, thats fine. I'll just stay here with you."

[conifer-the-crewmate]

It’s just that—well, the roots rejected me as a host. Or something stopped them. I’m not accepted by them.

It was honestly idiotic of me to believe this experiment would work. Even more idiotic that I got so attached.

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*It thought for a moment before realizing what it was that you said. They weren't particularly suprised. That was a pretty Conifer thing to do.*

"...If you want some company, I'll stay. I can't do much, but..."

*It was nice to have the helmet off anyway. They looked human enough from the back and from a distance.*

[conifer-the-crewmate]

*Conifer sits in the corner of its garden, tears silently streaming down its face, soaking into its suit.*

It stopped. Growing. It stopped growing. Shit.

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*Mimi peeks around the corner, their voice low.*

"Conifer...? Are you...?"

[conifer-the-crewmate]

Hello.

*They remained curled up, muffling their already quiet, weak voice.*

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*They walked over to you quickly and sat down next to you, putting a hand on your shoulder. Their expression was unreadable through the visor.*

"Are you... ok..? what... happened...?"

[conifer-the-crewmate]

I just. Failed. It’s nothing.

[toosillytobetheimposter]

"Oh... oh no...

What... what did you fail...?"

[conifer-the-crewmate]

It’s nothing. It didn’t work out. It’s irrelevant.

*Its tears that continue to fall suggest otherwise.*

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*They got a little closer, taking their helmet off and bumping their head against yours. They were pretty warm for a .... creature made of weird non-newtonian goop.*

"You're crying, though. That means its not irrelevant."

[conifer-the-crewmate]

*They raise their head just slightly.*

Emotional responses don’t indicate reality in many cases.

[toosillytobetheimposter]

"Well, that doesn't change that you're clearly upset about it.

But if you don't wanna tell me, thats fine. I'll just stay here with you."

[conifer-the-crewmate]

*Conifer sits in the corner of its garden, tears silently streaming down its face, soaking into its suit.*

It stopped. Growing. It stopped growing. Shit.

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*Mimi peeks around the corner, their voice low.*

"Conifer...? Are you...?"

[conifer-the-crewmate]

Hello.

*They remained curled up, muffling their already quiet, weak voice.*

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*They walked over to you quickly and sat down next to you, putting a hand on your shoulder. Their expression was unreadable through the visor.*

"Are you... ok..? what... happened...?"

[conifer-the-crewmate]

I just. Failed. It’s nothing.

[toosillytobetheimposter]

"Oh... oh no...

What... what did you fail...?"

[conifer-the-crewmate]

It’s nothing. It didn’t work out. It’s irrelevant.

*Its tears that continue to fall suggest otherwise.*

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*They got a little closer, taking their helmet off and bumping their head against yours. They were pretty warm for a .... creature made of weird non-newtonian goop.*

"You're crying, though. That means its not irrelevant."

[conifer-the-crewmate]

*Conifer sits in the corner of its garden, tears silently streaming down its face, soaking into its suit.*

It stopped. Growing. It stopped growing. Shit.

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*Mimi peeks around the corner, their voice low.*

"Conifer...? Are you...?"

[conifer-the-crewmate]

Hello.

*They remained curled up, muffling their already quiet, weak voice.*

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*They walked over to you quickly and sat down next to you, putting a hand on your shoulder. Their expression was unreadable through the visor.*

"Are you... ok..? what... happened...?"

[conifer-the-crewmate]

I just. Failed. It’s nothing.

[toosillytobetheimposter]

"Oh... oh no...

What... what did you fail...?"

[conifer-the-crewmate]

*Conifer sits in the corner of its garden, tears silently streaming down its face, soaking into its suit.*

It stopped. Growing. It stopped growing. Shit.

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*Mimi peeks around the corner, their voice low.*

"Conifer...? Are you...?"

[conifer-the-crewmate]

Hello.

*They remained curled up, muffling their already quiet, weak voice.*

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*They walked over to you quickly and sat down next to you, putting a hand on your shoulder. Their expression was unreadable through the visor.*

"Are you... ok..? what... happened...?"

[conifer-the-crewmate]

*Conifer sits in the corner of its garden, tears silently streaming down its face, soaking into its suit.*

It stopped. Growing. It stopped growing. Shit.

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*Mimi peeks around the corner, their voice low.*

"Conifer...? Are you...?"

[toosillytobetheimposter]

creachur

[conifer-the-crewmate]

*Conifer records the temperature in the laboratory, exhibiting horrible posture whilst doing so.*

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*They kind of... shuffle over and mimic your position. However, the spines down their back can now just barely be seen pushing up against the fabric of the suit in some places.*

[conifer-the-crewmate]

What are you trying to do?

[toosillytobetheimposter]

"I like... being around you... you're nice to me... ehehe..."

*They're ...purring? but its muffled by the suit.*

[conifer-the-crewmate]

Oh. Alright. What’s that noise you’re making, if I may ask?

[toosillytobetheimposter]

"Um. Uh."

*They fidget with their zipper.*

"I-Its... a 'happy noise' most species of shapeshifters make... don't know if it... has a name...?"

[conifer-the-crewmate]

*Conifer records the temperature in the laboratory, exhibiting horrible posture whilst doing so.*

[toosillytobetheimposter]

*They kind of... shuffle over and mimic your position. However, the spines down their back can now just barely be seen pushing up against the fabric of the suit in some places.*

[conifer-the-crewmate]

What are you trying to do?

[toosillytobetheimposter]

"I like... being around you... you're nice to me... ehehe..."

*They're ...purring? but its muffled by the suit.*