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[nevver]

Fun with Dick and Jane

[hiran-dream-seeker]

[connotativewords]

I don’t think you realize how dangerous it is to love you the way I do. You could rip me to shreds, and I’d still apologize for the mess I’ve made.

Connotativewords | jl | Backfire (via connotativewords)

[samisoffthewall]

[whoagurt]

*sees yahoo answers in google search results* me: finally a reliable source

[phobs-heh]

“Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.”

Terry Pratchett  (via themightythorctopus)

[speedlimit15]

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

[embalmedmannequin-deactivated20]

[airframeextender]

look at this thing again i hate the ocean so much it tastes weird and half the animals that come out of it look like jokes

[liquidnate]

[akumeoy]

too pure for this cruel world

[thebrothersjonas]

obama keepin it real

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

Matthew Mcconaughey geting self-concious of his beard after seeing Jared Leto’s much fuller and superior beard

[persicis-deactivated20151129]

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

[sjfhsahfkaksfhfk-deactivated201]

[veraslang]

[beyonslayed-deactivated20150710]

OH MY GOD STOP

[roastgrief-deactivated20160204]

me as FUCk

[drghd-deactivated20150306]

us

[roastgrief-deactivated20160204]

who is this

[capacity]

Me but there’s no nigga I’m just stackin up bricks no reason

[shortvideosandstuff]

[little--sparrow]

I freakin love photoshop

[editoress]

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

“NO”