irl tooth fairy

★ Yooko ★ they/she/he ★ fish fear me, women fear me. because i ate a mermaid on live televison.

[tooth-fairy-yooko]

IM GOING TO DASHCON 2 (THE SECOND) FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[velvetys]

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

[duncebento]

maybe women are stronger than you think

[velvetys]

Sorry listening and learning here

[unyieldingsilence]

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[hiveswap]

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

[aavara]

yeah ive got experience in handling international relations. ive got mutuals from all over the world and they even reblog posts from me

[serosedflamio]

Miraculous is nuts cuz like it's adored by 4yos worldwide (because the first few seasons are as formulaic as it gets) so I always feel just a little embarrassed about wearing my t-shirt in public but then I go home and turn on season 6 and it's rapidly descending into a psychological horror featuring emotional warfare and sporadic scifi/fantasy representations of a bunch of random facets of our irl apocalypse and the hero/protagonist is gaslighting her boyfriend/partner/deuteragonist into questioning his very reality as she falls deeper into the pits of isolation and mental illness. The intended audience is God and anybody strong enough to buckle down and stay on the ride.

[comikbook]

lets make bad art together

[comikbook]

[comikbook]

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

[hiveswap]

Hey guys you should totally get into this thing i like. Yeah it's mid at best. It also aged poorly. You'll get nothing out of it at all. You'll like the idea of it more than the actual thing. But at least only takes half your natural lifespan to finish it

[ungezieferwerden]

we need swimmable cities 

[segamascott]

[dotty-literati]

the big mamdani

[dotty-literati]

[homophobla]

fuck u

𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥

starts dancing

[homophobla]

okay well if u don't like my dancing ill just leave

𓀦

[nomohmoss]

Then, I would gather a few stars and set them beneath the curtain of night, to form a single line that says, "The dragons were here."

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[solarsyrup]

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[no-resolution]

Who would win

Miss Piggy

Angel from Buffy

Voting ended onAug 13

[materassassino]

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

[lucy-vanpelts]

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself