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IM GOING TO DASHCON 2 (THE SECOND) FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

dangerous-crow-boy

Women love me for my glinting eyes and unsettling knowledge of the apocalypse. And fish? Well

dangerous-crow-boy

It’s an easy mistake to make! You can typically tell the difference in that women tend to live in soil and come up after it rains while worms do not have fingers

dangerous-crow-boy

I’m a firm believer that women can do whatever they want. You say this like it’s a certainty. Are you a scientist, perchance? No matter how hard you plead I will not let you or your ilk study me

ot3

looking for animal references on image searches has always kind of sucked but it's much worse after AI image generation technology has begun to actually past muster, which is why i always just go straight to inaturalist. can't recommend this highly enough. you get to both find out about niche species you've never even heard of and also see some really good photographs like this one

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galileosballs

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

thememedaddy

goldensunset

raccoonmilf

Question: Why do people get bit by seemingly friendly raccoons? Answer: Here is food → oooh thank you now I beg→ ooh cute have more food → thank you now i will beg more → ooh so cute I will pet you → I am literally going to fucking kill you for reaching out with a food free hand. You are a disgrace. Dont fucking do that to me. I hate you I hate you I am going to go dig in the trash where I know there is food.

roscolux

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

lustcannibalism

not to be vague but.

lustcannibalism

okay sure it’s your post now

unyieldingsilence

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do-not-u-dare

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

burrokitty

alternately I am also afraid of not saying someone's a friend when they consider me a friend and accidentally offending them

terkaterr

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

sassy-cass-16

The Brave Knight, the Head’s Blight, and the Queen’s Delight

ooppo

I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine

ooppo

Does anyone else understand

frodo-of-the-nine-fingers

my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits

moral-autism

vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.