𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐋𝐘𝐍 𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐄-𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒
(a collection of prompts from the TV show “Brooklyn Nine-Nine”, feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)
TW: suicide mention, murder mention
“All men are at least 30% attracted to me.”
“Not to brag, but I was name-checked in my kindergarten teacher’s suicide note.”
“I feel like I’m the Paris of people.”
“The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts.”
“So you choose your dad over me, your co-worker who hates you?”
“The only reason I didn’t tell you is I don’t value you as people, so why be honest?”
“I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be.”
“Rules are made to be broken.”
“Has anyone ever told you you look just like a statue?”
“Ooh, someone’s in trouble. It’s me. I don’t know why I did that.”
“Fun? I was never fun. You take that back.”
“And when this is over, I’m going to find you, and I’m going to break those little fingers.”
“I’d rather walk into the freezing ocean.”
“All smiling is horrible. This is worse.”
“I never throw up. I just tell my stomach to deal with it. My body is terrified of me.”
“I bet she tucked herself into bed too tight and got stuck.”
“You can’t let other people’s opinions get in the way of what you want, especially because other people suck.”
“Anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell.”
“Plans are plans. I’m a bad ass, not an anarchist.”
“See, told you it was rude to be early. Well, let’s cancel the entire evening and try again next year.”
“This is taking too long! I’m gonna miss the farmer’s market!”
“I’m a detective. I will detect.”
“The only muscle I care to work out is my brain.”
