Au where Kyle ditches first chance he gets to California for College after being in a FWB relationship with Stan. Stan's so obsessed with him he falls into a really deep depression while in community college with Cartman and Butters.
Eric takes it upon himself to keep Stan from straight up killing himself with his rampant alcoholism.
Their mutual obsession with Kyle brings them together and Eric's always had a special soft spot for Stan.
Kyle's out of the picture because he's running away from his gay gay homosexual gay thoughts 🫵 he can't handle it













