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Not today Justin
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I canât get over this because the cat fucking loves this wiggling saxophone flower. it must make a motorized noise/vibration that the cat enjoys, because sheâs in heaven. sheâs clinging to the damn thing and making kissy eyes like itâs her best friend in the universe.
sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me
Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks
obsessed with this video
the camera person deserves the raise of the century
Cashier: Alright..! One MANDARIN JARRITOS, one DUNMER DAI-KATANA, one PACK OF GIRL CONDOMS FOR FUCKING HEAVY MACHINERY... that'll be $29.55!
>[PAY] Sure, here you go.
>[BRIBE] How about I slip you $40 and you stop asking questionsâŚ
>[LORE] Is that a Boards of Canada pin on your uniform?<
Cashier: [LORE - FAILED] Miserable wretch! You'll pay for that! Huuyyeaagh!!
[YOU TOOK 291 METEOR DAMAGE]
[YOU TOOK 307 METEOR DAMAGE]
YOU DIED
fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it
okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING
I think the fact that you immediately thought about clarifying itâs not a sex thing kinda makes it sound like it is a sex thing.
FOOL. i would be using my sex amulet for that
had to draw this
ny tiktok feed is currently just these kinds of videos with like 1k likes or less
they just donât do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymoreÂ
There was really no winning that one
Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible
it is very instructive to play both silent hill and resident evil videogames because they are very similar except for how silent hill is good and resident evil is stupid. it helps you figure out what is stupid in a video game and what is good
for example, in silent hill games, you are confronted with many weird baroque puzzles you have to solve to proceed, because that is the dark and creepy and confrontational nature of the world you are in. in resident evil games, you are confronted with weird baroque puzzles you have to solve because apparently, separate from and unrelated to the ongoing zombie apocalypse, the raccoon city designers designed the subway station map so that if you insert a red jewel into the correct diamond shaped recess, a drawer opens that contains a live hand grenade
In the novelizations of the original two Resident Evil games, which came out before the series left Raccoon City or Umbrella corp, the author's own justification for all this was that the puzzles were commissioned by the same paranoid rich CEO who gave bored company engineers and scientists limitless budget and creative control to protect his evil secrets as obtusely as possible. So basically a delusional billionaire gathered a bunch of amoral computer nerds and told them "while you're farming artisinal lizard demons for the army, I need you to make it as confusing and difficult as you possibly can for anyone to get in and out of my office alive" and I guess their autism lit up like a blazing star with a free ticket to design a real world lucasarts adventure game. This is implied later in the book to be exactly the reason why none of them made it out alive.
Bro.
Bastard tumblr blog: before you go outside to pokemon go, do not forget to uwu and stay safe okay!!!!!!! Fuck you
Me: wadda hellâŚâŚ.. âŚ.bulnosaur
my friends hate this video so much i donât even have to repost it in discord anymore iâll just be in a voice call and go âwouldnât it be crazy if the joker could beatboxâ and they all tell me to go kill myself
it's totally ok to dislike things. right?
i have to go delete some posts
unrestrained summer fun
every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event
So many political posts I hate boil down to "I don't want to organize and work with people I hate and fight for small, incremental victories, I just want to start a revolution where everyone magically becomes an automaton who acts exactly the way I think they should act"
Like damn man, I want that too. Unfortunately I live in reality though so we're stuck with the first thing.
"Modern movements are too fractured, too aimless, with too much infighting and corruption among the leadership. What we need is a revolution, which famously never have any issues with those things" okay then. Good luck I guess
This whole line of thinking comes down to "the current systems and leadership are bad. What we need is a fresh start with only people who are good, and then all the systems will be good". Which is simply not how anything has ever worked!
"We don't have enough people, funding, and power to bring about changes through elections! We have to do an armed revolution instead which thankfully doesn't require people, funding, or power to pull off."
