hello all, how’ve you been? surprise, bitches. bet you thought you’d never see me again. ----- a poem by david madsen... maybe.
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hello all, how’ve you been? surprise, bitches. bet you thought you’d never see me again. ----- a poem by david madsen... maybe.
stcrdcst replied to your post “Go to furch.”
STOP MEMEING PORN STACHE
excuse u. i’m not the memer here, thanks.
Go to furch.
❝Meet me in the pit you fucking memelord.❞
Staring contest. Go.
i just wanted to look at asses.
He also wants to look at asses.
All the asses.
“…You can’t leave me here with this shit. David.”
Gazes at Jeffersons ass.
Stares at Tracey’s ass as she stares at Jefferson’s ass. Good shit.
David stops despite his better judgement and he turns back around. He wants to yell at them and say that staring at each others’ ASSES ISN’T SURVEILLANCE WORTHY. And yet, once he’s gone back to them, his eyes land on Jefferson’s eyes, and he just can’t look away. Oh no.
With a mustache like that, I’m sure everybody would feel like you’re watching them.
“The mustache has eyes; preferably under all of those hairs.”
❝ Is this a sausage fest? ❞
David regrets his life choices. He didn’t ask for this. Fuck this. He’s leaving. Bye bitches.
If you haven’t noticed, you’re under surveillance.
I am not okay, but not okay is how I’ve learned to live.
Don’t be fooled, M. L. L. (via noblehigh)
{ okay but really-- think about this: david and william interaction. could you imagine? }
don’t you have some minor issue to be extremely paranoid about?
... touche. asshole.
I’M AN INDEPENDENT PERSON, I’LL BREATHE ALL I WANT. I’LL BREATHE ON YOU, I’LL BREATHE ON MYSELF. I DON’T GIVE A DAMN.
I DON’T WANT YOUR NASTY ASS, RANK HIPSTER BREATH ON ME. GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH OR SOMETHING. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR.
i don’t think i asked you to exist but here we are
don’t you have some teenage girls to go mess with?
THE LONGEST DRAWN OUT SIGH.
NO BODY ASKED YOU TO BREATHE.
i don’t think i asked you to speak goodbye
SURPRISE BITCH! THOUGHT YOU’D SEEN THE LAST OF ME, HUH?
{ y’know..sometimes...i wanna do a nice, happy, peaceful rp with david but then i remember: it’s david. and everyone wants to fight david. *tear* }