The Torchwood Archive (Part 1)Â
âWeâll never be ready.â
âWhereâs the library?â
âI would recommend the coffee. Always.â
âYou canât shoot me.â
âReading the small print there, I can tell.âÂ
âTheyâve been doing it for like a hundred years. They must be pretty good, right?â
âSecret conspiracies donât have Wikipedia pages.â
âWell, that sounds bloody sinister.â
âDo you even know how to be subtle?â
âBeen awhile since I lost my temper. Donât make me do it again. Iâm very good at it.â
âIt takes a stubborn bugger to know one.â
âYou ever had a fingernail torn off?â
âLook, no one wants to listen to you.â
âWhatâs the use? A very tidy profit, thatâs what.âÂ
âOh, dear me, havenât they chosen some nasty wallpaper?â
âHis pension is massive.â
âAll that had resulted was a whole lot of paperwork and death.â
âThis is what happens when you donât let an expert get involved.â
âIn my defense- ah, screw it. No one ever trusts anyone who says âin my defenseâ. You always know right then and there that they messed up big time.â
âYou donât really notice the time passing because of all the rain.â
âI went looking for trouble and I always found it.â
âYou might think anyone looks hot in a sailorâs outfit but these guys didnât.â
âI hoped I wasnât too late.â
âNothing bad happened then, did it? Not at all. No. Nothing. Nope.â
âAlways negotiate from a position of strength- not a bus shelter.â
âRight now, Iâd give you the world for a towel and a cup of hot cocoa.â
âDo you really think that object is cursed?â
âTo think I had you pegged as a daddyâs girl.â
âI was expecting something, I dunno, nightmarish? Green?â
âAnd, of course, weâre always behind schedule.â
âIâve never met anyone special. Poor me.â
âJohnny Depp doesnât have a ticket so who really is Johnny Depp?â
âHiring an assassin in Moskow? Expensive; but you can find a bad driver on any corner.â
âIâll stop them today; but tomorrow? How many tomorrows do we have left?â
âPeople come in here to drink and forget, no?â
âYou have no poetry in your heart!âÂ
âI know Mum would never approve of him. Actually, even I donât approve of him.âÂ